Hear Yee Hear Yee

And therefore; never send to know for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee

[exitwound]

going to college to be the guy who puts leaves on top of each strawberry

[nootall]

Chunken

[middlescjool]

[makascythe-remade]

[mayleeillustration]

A good breakfast

[wumblr]

people i get confused: mike myers and michael myers

[wumblr]

[hungwy]

(Goes outside) oh God. It's just like trees.com and bugs.com

[nicodranas]

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

[thickness-protection-program]

This is the last one I promise

[everydaylouie]

evening

[toadfemme]

Sir you are illegally small

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rslashrats]

YOU

[my-darling-boy]

So at work there is a soda delivery guy who comes in almost everyday to restock and though we’ve barely said a word to each other, we definitely Know Of each other. Well this morning I finally got a shift where I could sleep in but my dad was like Hey the cable guy is coming at 7 to replace the cable boxes and I was like alright whatever I’ll just sleep in but forgot there was a cable box in my room. So it’s 7 in the morning I vaguely hear my dad let the cable guy into my room to just swap the box and I wake up to see??? Soda Delivery Guy???? in my room???? Turns out his second job is working cable but wow here Soda Man is standing in my doorway and I’m wrapped up in a pink bunny blanket surrounded by stuffed animals like

[thecollectibles]

Art by Olga Kim

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

I HATE THE ONION

[hmcbook]

Sophie: I’m your new cleaning lady, of course!

Howl: