i interrupt my hate for lionel luthor to comment on barista!clark who while i would 100% fall for is def gonna be fired by the end of the ep
BUT BAD BAD MAN
and STEFAN LUCAS HOW COULD YOU??
OH IT WAS ALL A RUSE! chess king lex luthor
but still suspicious
oof lana and clark i just- do they ever actually date in this show? or is it just yearning? like if each season is a different year and we're alrady in sophomore year?
a rave in a cave (is that really the best we could come up with)
pete just tryna look out for clark
but also the way i just know chloe didnt invite clark
okay sweater vest go crazy
love pete sitting in the corner glaring at the ravers
oof sweater vest went too crazy
AH WHAT IS THAT WHAT DID IT DO TO PETE???
"you're never more alive than the moment before you die" - the og YOLO
"NoW tHAT fOrDmAnS toAsT"-- stfu WHO IS THIS MAN???
considering the lack of reference to ryan who was basically like a little brother the fact that we still have episodes all about kyla kinda bugs me. but like i do like the storyline
OMG its so awk bw chloe and lana
"lana does it really matter how i feel?" is soooo passive aggressive
chloe is my favorite. super established BUT i do not like this. it is not girls girl of either of them :(
martha conspiring for lana and clark makes me giggle
"MY BEST FRIENDS AN ALIEN" stfu im laughing so hard
oof clark dor being usually dense has sensed chloe trap. good for you, youre learning
NO NOT CHLOE TOO
lmao lex trying not to laugh is killing me
i do not like evil pete
nor do i dig this antagonist chloe
RED K CLARK
tagging @sparklingsin bc of her comments on 2x4 about redk!clark
HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT WE SAW THE LAST OF YOU
CHLOE KNOWS! CHLOE KNOWS! HOLY SHIT
ok wait but it's giving dc dark but i kinda dig it
you guys i get distracted by tom wellings dimples and have to rewind
oof lex knows somethings up
WHERE DOES PETE GET ALL THESE CARS FROM??? SERIOUSLY???
CLARK AND CHLOE BUT THEYRE BAD
IN PUBLIC??? im clutching my pearls
OH! NO MORE RED K
that was a very short stint
wait no lana's crying
oh shit pete got strong!
wait jk hes still just evil. cool :(
oh good theyre getting fixed
NO SHE DOESNT REMEMBER :( ugh
ok wait but why is lana ok with chloe but not clark??
"i didnt recognize her" :(
stop wait why is lana so kind. i take back the girls girl comment
dude lex being in the lil loft when people come into his office is such a power move
the music is giving lana's about to say no to clark again
i was right.
damn. not them literally being the 'breaking their own hearts'
last note if i were allison mack in filming this i would've simply lost my mind. ugh i want a redk!clark but also i love his wholesome farmboy-ness
lex and lionel's dynamic is just like- its no wonder lex went evil but also capital D, capital I: Daddy Issues
love the party callback, its a nice touch
BOO YOU LIONEL LUTHOR MAKING MARTHA WORK ON HER ANNIVERSARY
YUCKY MAN STOP TRYING TO BUY HER AFFECTION
but also wtf johnathan kent??? like your son tried to support you, then tried to do a nice thing and both times youre mad at him???
and like i get you have luthor issues (so does half the town) but like lex was right? he's been nice and polite and tried to prove how different he is from his dad but you keep treating him awfully??? and like do you not want your son to have friends?? i genuinely do not understand
NO NOT MARTHA
eww lionel
only clark would get caught by a cop. like buddy?? what happened to your speed??
IS THAT KRYPTONITE???
wtf
oh bbys gonna do it. hes gonna fly? oh jk just crashes through the building. thats cool too ig :(
ugh. i dont think i like any of whats happening rn
a FILE?
oh bad vibes friends. very bad vibes
GASP MARTHA HIDING THR DISC WTF??
ok all in all:
not my favorite episode. I mean Martha was a queen as always she got the disc, she got Clark to burn the files. But everything else I'm just not rocking. I don't like the flip-flop of Lex's character, don't like Jonathan Kent at all right now. Even clark going into the building and not then super speeding away to avoid being caught is crazy to me.
first off. love the bikes. truly sells the small country town, with teenage boys. love that
BUT WHO IS SHE??
its not enough that chloe wont be his love interest now theres this chick??? (pls friends i have read the comics. i know who lana lang is to clark kent. i understand. but chloe is a compelling character and i just want her to have joy and happiness)
SOULMATES???
clark your ancestors have influenced an entire tribe of people- that is aura
again i repeat: SOULMATES??? who does this chick think she is? and why is he falling for it?
oh right. teenage boys sees pretty girl. thats why.
im calling it now this isnt gonna end well
AND WHY THE FUCK IS LIONEL LUTHER ALL UP IN MARTHAS SPACE LIKE THAT. SHE IS A MARRIED WOMAN, SIR!
seriously he's yucky
AINT NO WAY THAT OLD MAN IS THE WOLF. hes tired but wise. haven't you seen brother bear???
I WAS RIGHT
also oh no she dead hehehehe
the second she learned about clarks powers i knew she was gonna die
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