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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Mei*

Mei: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Sawamura: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Miyuki: Really? Name one law.

Sawamura: Don't kill people?

Miyuki: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Mei: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Ryousuke: Do I look nice?

Kuramochi: You look like you’re about to set someone on fire.

Ryousuke: Perfect.

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Mei: It’s not a superiority complex, I’m just better than you. Ain’t nothing complex about it.

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Reporter: So, what is your backup plan in case you don’t become extremely rich and famous, and successful?

Sawamura: Die.

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Sawamura: I made tea.

Miyuki: I don’t want tea.

Sawamura: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea.

Miyuki: Then why are you telling me?

Sawamura: It’s a conversation starter.

Miyuki: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Sawamura: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Jun: Don’t let another person ruin your day.

Jun:

Jun: Ruin your own damn day.

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Kuramochi: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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mod, why do you have a concussion,,

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i play softball and i got hit in the helmet guard with a bat at a practice. it was pretty full on, so very scary. i now have a mild concussion! thank you for the concern.