GNU Terry Pratchett

Time Is A Drug, Too Much Of It Kills You

[murphysletsdraw]

And a hard-boiled egg (Please check out my patreon and ko-fi!!!)

[catscraftsandcommentary]

Terry Pratchett, you goddamn genius wordsmith. The world is poorer for your absence.

[terrypratchettappreciation]

“‘That bastard has just walked into the place!’ she hissed. ‘Reacher Gilt! I’ll just kill him and join you for the pudding …’ ‘You can’t do that!’ hissed Moist. ‘Oh? Why not?’ ‘You’re using the wrong knife! That’s for the fish! You’ll get into trouble!’”

— Terry Pratchett - Going Postal (via aeshnacyanea2000)

[terrypratchettappreciation]

“Time passed, which, basically, is its job.”

— Terry Pratchett, “Equal Rites” (via marchsplendidly)

[luluxa]

great BIG BUGGER 

[ghostsberry]

An angel, a demon and the antichirst

[mwagneto]

ok but the way Aziraphale and Crowley are the main characters despite contributing absolutely nothing to the plot except making everything worse once or twice and then not helping anyone ever will never not be funny

[konidraws]

Hey guys? Bean bag.

[konidraws]

Hey guys? Bean bag.

[thekittymommy-deactivated202109]

“Individuals aren’t naturally paid up members of the human race, except biologically, they need to be bounced around by the Brownian motion of society which is a mechanisim by which human beings constantly remind one another that they are, well, human beings.”

- Terry Pratchett

[who-is-a-heretic-now]

my point… my point is…..

dolphins

that’s my point

big brains….

size o f

?????????

damned

big brains

the lot of them

not to mention the WhALeS

brain CITY

[consultingfujoshi]

Kraken…

ooh…….

Great BIG BUGGER

supposed to rise up

right

riiiiiight up

right at the end

when the sea boils :)

[two-nipples-maybe-more]

WUH-

TH!!!!1!!1!!

THAS MA P ÖINT

Whole Sea Bubblin’

th  dolphins

the WHALES?!?

EVVRYTHING turning into

builibu

buib,,

????

. ..buibé? ??

…beibh

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

fish stew.

ANYWAY,

[muchymozzarella]

This is the most perfect representation of this amazing dialogue from the books and you’re all blessed 

[pencilscratchins]

i watched good omens

[thealogie]

Aziraphale/Crowley amnesia fic would be so funny because…of course it involves infinitely tender caretaking and softly angsting over “oh no this version of him that doesn’t remember is hitting on me even though real him doesn’t love me so I must control myself” but also on the other hand it also involves the absolute comedy of whichever one of them doesn’t have amensia having to cover for the other with head office,,,,aziraphale doing crowley voices at the tv screen like “yes, I’ve been a very VERY wily serpent. wiling around. much much sin to be had by all, absolutely corkingly diabolical schemes…such as, uh, causing more poverty” and everyone in hell is really impressed like “oh usually you just make the tube delayed in the morning. really great change of pace!”

[hoursago]

i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks

[thischapstickaddict]

“You know what day it is, Ping?” Said Colon.

“Er…25th of May, Sarge.”

“And you know what that means, Ping?”

“Er…”

“It means,” said Nobby, “that anyone important enough to ask where we’re going-,”

“-knows where we’ve gone,” said Fred Colon.

The door slammed behind them.

-Night Watch, 2002

[therightprometheanfire]

It’s the Glorious 25th of May! For the first time, I’ve done art in advance. Out of all these, I’m proudest of the first one.

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[wilga-art]

Today is World Book Day 📚

One of my all-time favourites is Terry Pratchett’s ‘Monstrous Regiment’ so here is one and only Polly Perks ❤️