💁

Future storybook villain.

[postllimit]

apparently some lemons are very round and not diamondish anD NOW MY MOUTH IS SCREAMING

[shadysquid]

WHO THE FUCK TAKES A BITE STRAIGHT OUT OF A LEMON

[postllimit]

I TOLD YOU I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING GRAPEFRUIT

[sicknotstupid]

WHO THE FUCK TAKES A BITE STRAIGHT OUT OF A GRAPEFRUIT

[blackgirlsvevo]

me @ my skin : get ur shit together

[messthatuwanted]

My skin @ me: you first

[compassionlotion]

[wobbly-headed-girl]

Celebrate your love for your country by storming the nearest jailhouse.

[daily-bad-jokes]

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

[melbrooks]

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

IM FUCKING SCREECHING

[pickledmess]

Hamilton teaches you how to count to 9 in French. And then it teaches you how to cry while counting to 9 in French.

[carolathhabsburg]

Sapphire and diamond tiara, property of a polish countess. 1900s.

[v-o-e-d]

4 word horror story

Cats wins best revival

[daleknado]

Burr: hamilton, what are you doing lounging breathless in my doorway in the middle of the night in your pajamas

Hamilton: i need you

Burr: !!!!

Hamilton: ....to defend the constitution

Burr: [slams door]

[angeldameron]

[tsmbjergson-blog]

carrie fisher uses emojis like the creator of emojis hoped everyone else would

[sexyblackmens]

[fuckitthispic]

My favorite Shakespearean soliloquy 

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

like zoinks scoob we’re out of microbrew 

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon

[kawaii--uke]

Lmao the bear is like “bitch”

[harleydeville]

#teambear

[unfaggy]

me at a gay club

[tyleroakley]

i never wanted it to end

[daleknado]

hamilton characters as memes

Alexander Hamilton:"Miley, what's good?"

Aaron Burr: "I'm auditioning for the role of US President and I'll be singing 'I'm the Greatest Star'"

Marquis de Lafayette: *shoving breadsticks into my purse*

John Laurens: "I am gay gay gay I like long big coccks"

Hercules Mulligan: "JOHN CENA"

Eliza Schuyler: cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Peggy Schuyler: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

Angelica Schuyler: okay... that sounds fake but okay

Thomas Jefferson: kinkshame

King George III: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

Phillip Schuyler: mmmm whatchya sayyyy

[steampunktendencies]

Snowy Victorian Houses (Part 2)

(Part 1)

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[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

[stevenkodalys]

“Aaron….I love you.” (From Jordan Fisher’s SnapChat)