Live An Adventerous Life

I'm Dan and my blog is not that popular

[retrogamingblog2]

[rust-slut]

[animatedtext]

[morsking]

when you’re still getting work emails during quarantine 

[asapscience]

[faebee-deactivated20190106]

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

[everythingfox]

“This little guy always bring dried seed to trade for some nuts”

(Source)

[deliciouspirategod]

“Willing to trade”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is definitely some kind of a magical critter but you will be fine as long as you always trade with them honestly and in good faith

Do not attempt to trade them fake nuts or bad nuts in return for their offering or you will suffer a terrible fate

[tsunflowers]

[idislikethissite]

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

no hes spitting them in there

[corsolanite]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

OH it’s just a comparison of the faces! I thought this was implying that George Costanza was going to beat the shit out of Pikachu

[parkchanwoohoo]

[norest4thaweary]

[katoregama]

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[awwww-cute]

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

[unclefather]

pick him up

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[weekndupdate-deactivated2016110]

[stelldubs]

Maybe… He boot just right for he goddam feet…

[thebootydiaries]

thicc..

[doggosource]

you know who it is

[ifitaintbaroque]

[oukime]

[markv5]

Когда впопыхах надел разные носки…

[ankinskywalker]

“When he in a hurry he put on different socks”

[veryharam]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

this tweet took me the fuck out

[swagodinero]

When you realize we haven't actually come all that far from "you've got ghosts in your blood you should do cocaine about it"