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Well, have a.. whatever christmas you're having.
Hey man, I’m just sayin’. If he can, like.. uh.. like make reindeer fly and bring a whole bunch a presents with him with like a sprinkle of fairy dust or whatever he’s usin’, I’m telling you, nothing’s impossible.
Eyy that's cute man. Except Santa. Santa's impossible.
Anyway, what you doin' down here bro? You gotta be pretty bored to be comin' down this far.
Knew you’d express your feelings sooner or later. Thought me of me, cute. Lemme’ give you something else to think about, now we’re in the good ol’ sappy feel anyway. Know that at least someone’s havin’ a red and white Christmas.
Happy fuckin’ holidays, bitch.
Sounds festive. I gotta say I'd love to see your list of seasonal threats. Do you have any for Easter?
Times like these I kinda want to know what your Christmases were like before you got here.
Well, have a.. whatever christmas you're having.
Socks? The hell you needin’ freaking socks for out here, man? It’s like, what, 300 degrees? Man. Me? I uh.. I asked for a damn sunscreen. I’m tellin’ you, ain’t no one got time for the sun being all up in your shit, yunno? Not sure if this place even bops up on the old man’s sat-nav, but hey, fingers crossed.
I barely even see the sun in this place dude so socks it is. Reckon it was the most plausible present I could ask for. Ideally I'd ask for, y'know, gettin' the hell outta here but I don't think Santa's capable of that. But yeah I can see where you're comin' from. That sun just don't know when to quit.
Well, have a.. whatever christmas you're having.
Not gettin’ into the shit you fucks are into. Peace.
Shoot, it's Christmas? Well how 'bout that. What did you ask Santa for this year? I asked for a new pair of socks, fingers crossed eh?
Merry Christmas Mel and lil Jer ♥
Oh, fuck off.
Easy enough to realize I’m like a damn fetus compared to you guys, jesus.
If I had somewhere to fuck off to, believe me, I would.
Yeah, but if it helps you're one of the toughest guys I've ever met.
Alright, man, touche. ‘t Least I could stay under the gaydar, you gotta’ get me points for skill there. And.. You? You’re like.. thirty-something, right?
Nah, I’m kidding. My guess is.. 26? Or something?
Yeah, I gotta say... never woulda guessed it. Look at you, makin' me act all proud that my lil boy's come outta the closet -pinches his cheek-
You better be kidding, sport. But yeah, you got it spot on. Twenty six. Maybe twenty seven depending on the month, hard to keep track down here huh?
Credit you got, sure. I’m just saying, if you need a reminder that I’m the gay one of us — and like.. what, half your age? — all you gotta’ do is ask.
But, that is one hell of an idea..
Oh Jer, you're gonna lecture me on gay stereotypes? If that's the way you're gonna do this then, well, sorry to break it to you kid but you make a terrible homosexual. As for the age thing, I'm pretty confident you're a little older than 13 right? I mean jeez, how old do you think I am?
Yeah. Don't let me down on this, sport.
Thanks, officer. Jeez. And, seriously? Don’t you have a slumber party to save this subject for? Maybe you should braid your hair while you’re at it.
Yo come on, dude, I'm trying to be the supportive older brother here, gimme some credit. And seeing as the only slumber party we're gonna get is gonna be right here y'better get used to it.
But hey, if you get on good terms with this guy who knows, maybe he'll let ya bring some popcorn and fizzypop down here, and maybe some pillows too to make the slumber party super authentic.
Oh, so now you wanna’ hear about my type.
I just wanna know how much trouble you might be gettin' yourself into kiddo. But, give me time to adjust and you can tell me all about what kinda blokes make Jer jr. stand to attention.
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Sorta’ were asking for it.
I’m… Pretty sure that’s what makes me gay in the first place, man. Could be my mom ruined it for me.
Jesus fuckin' Christ, what the hell did she do to ruin women in general for ya? -chuckles under his breath and nudges him- In fact, y'know what? Y'don't have to answer that. You like guys, I get it.
But, now kiddo, y'gotta tell me 'bout the guy who took you upstairs. What d'ya say, is he your type?
[chuckles] ‘t Least it’s not obvious. Probably the reason I’m not.. I dunno’, missin’ a finger or something. But, since.. Prob’ly since Adam Levine. Either way I uh.. I guess it was about a year, give or take, before I got here?
Woah, okay, hey, look, I didn't ask for your preference in blokes -slaps him upside the head before leaning back against the wall and looking at him- Yeah it sure as hell ain't obvious. Kudos on you for that man. -pauses and scratches his chin- So... women, eh? They don't do anything for you?
Yeah. And uh.. Don’t bullshit me for my sake, alright? You got a problem, let it out, whatever. Like I said, I’m not a kid. And, when.. what?
Woahhh, a problem? Hey, no, look, I got no problem with the whole... gay thing. Y'just surprised me, kiddo, that's all. Just wondered, when did y'know you were swingin' for the other team? I mean, like I said, not a problem. Just curious, y'know.
If you think that’s a joke, how bad’s my sense of humor been? Jeez. Like I’d suddenly bail on the team. [punches him on the shoulder] I’m serious.
...Oh.
Well, uh -clears throat- Hey, that's. That's great. Y'know. Nothin' wrong with that. Good. Good for you. -pauses- So... when exactly...?
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