a well cultivated shithole

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[memewhore]

[hopefullyababe]

is your brother calvin of bill watersons classic american comic strip calvin and hobbes

[hopefullyababe]

is this your brother

[aeoliantectrix]

"you have to call the school and tell them I've got polio" ajdhaljekwjdhd i cant breathe this kid is going places

[parseisflat]

shitty and lardo meet because shitty is the nude model in one of her classes

[zim-tits]

Shitty, bent over a stool and holding a wine glass and wearing nothing but glitter and a flower crown: so anyway we need a new manager for the hockey team and I think you're a great candidate

Lardo: I'm listening

[unclefather]

cooking mama was technically child labor because she had 10 year old me in that kitchen cooking so many eggs

[vnusplanetoflove]

tired of children's media propaganda broccoli is actually the best vegetable in the whole wide world she is my girlfriend and my wife and we should make broccoli the international vegetable of all time

[vnusplanetoflove]

can i help you

[auckie]

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

[wagamaggot]

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

[wagamaggot]

oh like clothes

[auckie]

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

[bunnie-blogging]

toby fox was like fuck you, be sad about a fictional goat. fuck you

[maeborowski]

we were all like yes sir right away sir as many goats as youd like

[clintbeifong]

Or idk, at least that’s how it feels to me sometimes.

[cmonspunko]

off the iconic tumblr classic ofc

[stuckinreversemode]

If Beale Street Could Talk (2018, dir. Barry Jenkins)

[ruinedchildhood]

[trosterstrudel]

Every detail in this story from Katya’s life is more absurd than the last

[kevindrakewriter]

This is an amazing life story in under 3 minutes.

[bevismusson]

Trixie’s eternal look of bewilderment when Katya goes off on one of these will never wear thin

[marypickfords]

[speaknowtaylor]

This is one for the OGs

[onceandfuturehimbo]

[wrenhavenriver]

tumblr’s collective composure was hanging on by a single fucking thread and it was supernatural of all things that got out the scissors 

[shrimpathyforthedevil]

maybe if they make stucky canon kim jong un will be next

[headspace-hotel]

Imagine showing this post to someone yesterday

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

anything else????? anything else wanna happen tonight??? is homestuck gonna update?????

[snorlaxatives]

people who grew up like in the 1960s or some shit: one of my fondest childhood memories is going to the lake and skipping rocks :) me: one of my fondest childhood memories is making 8 random sims and slowly killing them off one by one until a sole victor remained

[cshlvr]

Actually me

[cshlvr]

shut the fuck up u stupid dumb eight grade fucking bitch,, u never played the actual sims u only played the shitty mobile free play shit. shut the fuck up “actually me” you never actually played the fucking sims and you never will

[snorlaxatives]

[butchlet-rights]

planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is

[butchlet-rights]

me, 10, who will never be the same again: