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im honestly not sure i can handle everyoneâs fuckin political posts for the next 4 years alright
like i get it ur very very angry and mad, please stop trying to make all social media completely inhospitable. i really genuinely dont care what sick burns the ny state dildo federation laid down abt trump on twitter today, please spare me i can only block so many posts
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Zenyatta.
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[I have the powers of both Thor and Loki. Iâm cool with this.]
(Ummm...I just have the Slytherin common room as my phone's background...)
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"Careful, keep having that much fun and it might actually start being good for your health." (for Desmond, from Levi. Also guess who's kinda sorta trying to revive one of her old blogs? :3 )
Desmond looks at the new face with the biggest grin. âIt better be good for my health!â He calls laughing as he hangs from a flag pole. (One of the flag poles that hang off the sides of buildings you know what Iâm talking about right?) âShaun keeps telling me Iâm fat so I hope this is good for me!!â He yells as he flips up to crouch on the pole with a grin. âWant to play parkour tag? Hay whatâs your name? I have not seen you around before.â
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(Hello lovely!!!!)
The blonde chuckled as he watched from his position on the roof above Desmond. âWell, heâs wrong; ya look pretty fit to me!â He grinned. âNameâs Levi Donovan, and that would be because Iâm new in town. Just drove in from Dallas last night, but I probably wonât be here for more than a day or two.â He tilted his head to the side quizzically. âParkour Tag? Never done that, before, but sure, Iâll try it.â It sounded like fun, and at least the damage wouldnât be permanent if he fell, thanks to his powers. âWhatâs your name, by the way?â he asked, jumping down onto the flagpole in front of Desmond, landing a bit wobbly, but managing not to fall.
âOh hi Iâm Desmond Miles. Its a pleasure Levi.â Desâs eyes study Levi and thinks âshit he is my type. Play it cool play it cool.â âThanks man Shaun just makes fun of me alot. Im pretty used to it.â Des sais with a chuckle. âCome on!â he calls as he climes up to the roof. âShit heâs cuteâ Des thinks cussing internally.
âThe pleasureâs all mine.â Did he really just say that out loud? Great, now it probably sounded like he was flirting. Not that he wouldnât flirt with Desmond if he had a metric crap-ton of confidence in both himself and the possibility of the guy liking him back; he was quite attractive, after all. But Levi didnât have that confidenceâŠyet. He was also completely oblivious to the way that Desmond was looking at him. âAlright, but bear with me,â he called out, following the other man. âI ainât used to all this Spider-Man stuff, runninâ âround on rooftops anâ jumpinâ off buildinâs anâ whatnot.â Yep, there was that southern accent, strong as ever. It came out even more pronounced when he was nervous, which embarrassed him, but he tried to keep his mind off it and concentrate on traversing the rooftops, flagpoles, railings, and other precarious areas without falling. It gave him an adrenaline rush, at least.
âIts all good Levi. Iâll go easy on you.â Desmond laughs not realizing he had adopted a Italian accent. (That only happens when he feels playful and flirty.) âHell if you want i can teach you how to parcore.â Des offers with a friendly smile. âAs for all that Spider-Man shit we wont jump off anything too tall like the Empire State Building.â Des says with a laugh.
"Oh, you'll go easy, huh? Thanks for that." Wait, how in the hell did he NOT notice that the guy was Italian?! Levi's cheeks began to flush slightly upon hearing Desmond's accent, but he tried to ignore it and stay calm. He did, however, smile at the offer, letting slip a nervous laugh. "Yeah, that'd prob'bly be a good idea!" And no, that wasn't an excuse to stick close to his new crush. Nope. Not at all! Right. He really could do with the coaching, though, just so he wouldn't fall and hurt himself. He'd rather not have to use his mutation to heal, as he somehow didn't think the freerunner would take too kindly to seeing his hands covered in that odd orange glow, repairing his own body by reversing the damage done to it. The longer he could go without revealing that particular secret, the better. "So, what do I need to learn, first?"
TAKE đ MALE đ VICTIMS đ SERIOUSLY
MALE đ VICTIMS đ ARE đ DISREGARDED đ BECAUSE đ OF đ PATRIARCHAL đ VALUES đ NOT đ FEMINISM
WHEREđDIDđIđBRINGđUPđFEMINISMđMYđGUYđ
Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didnât blog this and felt guilty
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nix2UgCyqh8)
"That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life." (from Levi. Also, hello again! I know it's been a while, but I'm the mun of that Yumichika blog that you used to interact with. I'm finally back~)
//AHHHHHH HOLY FUUUUUUUU I MISSED YOU OML WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEN
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Skylar was confused as she heard the man speak to her. Looking over at the man, she asked. âAh, are youâŠtalking to me?â Her english was broken since she hadnât spoken it in a while.Â
âHuh?â Levi looked up from his phone at the girl who had spoken. âOh, uh, sorry, no. My sister was pesterinâ me with puns, and I canât text to save my life, so I had to use speech-to-text software to reply.â Just as he finished his sheepish explanation, his phone went off about five more times. He ignored it after glancing at the first two messages. Both were ridiculous puns, and he knew the others would be just as bad. âSeriously, I dunno whatâs gotten into her. Sheâs just been super-annoyinâ tâday! Sorry again. I, uhâŠI know I gotta sound really rude, right now,â he said with a nervous chuckle, putting the phone away, though it continued to buzz. âIâm not tryinâ to be, I promise!â
Skylar stared at the man as she listened to his long ass explanation, her eyes narrowing the more and more he spoke. She didnât mind his explanation, just that it was long as fuck. Skylar cursed in french under her breath and looked the man in the eyes. âitâs alright. I was just confused is all.âSkylar sighed and asked. âMaybe I can help by senind her a really confusing joke?â
While he didnât understand exactly what sheâd said under her her breath, he could tell by the look on her face that it was his cue to shut the hell up. He was annoying her. Great. He tilted his head slightly at her suggestion, though. âUhâŠy-yeah, that might actually get her off my back.â What? âGo for it.â Before he could really think it through, the flustered singer was handing a complete stranger his phone, which was now blown up with over fifteen stupidly juvenile puns and counting. There was no passcode on it; Levi wasnât quite as paranoid as his twin sister, Lexi. He just hoped he wouldnât regret this.
Skylar grabbed the phone and texted to the unknown person. âWhat did the man say to the female? Nothing. Sge was too inadequate for a 50âs era gal.â it made no sense, Skylar knew that. Of course, after a while of not telling a pun or joke, she was rusty with her words if steel. Pun intended. Glancing at the man, the French girl asked in a thick accent, handing his phone back. âNow, what is your name? I would like to know the man I just saved.â she chuckled.
He grinned and let out a small laugh as he read the text. That would either shut Lexi up for a while, or cause her to question when the hell heâd become such an outspoken feminist. The strangerâs comment about saving him made him giggle again. He couldnât help it. Maybe it was her accent? Or perhaps it was the notion that she actually had saved him from his sisters barrage of puns, like a knight in humorous armor. âLevi. Levi Donavan,â he answered happily. âWhatâs yours?â
What the fuck. I thought that was just a joke. Is this childrens book series actually like this?
Yâall, I present to you a very integral part of my childhood. Tales of brain-controlling slugs, walking salad-shooters, and teenagers who could morph into animals in very weird and amusing ways and talk to you inside your head while morphed. It was absolutely amazing! Marco was my spirit animal~
"That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life." (from Levi. Also, hello again! I know it's been a while, but I'm the mun of that Yumichika blog that you used to interact with. I'm finally back~)
//AHHHHHH HOLY FUUUUUUUU I MISSED YOU OML WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEN
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Skylar was confused as she heard the man speak to her. Looking over at the man, she asked. âAh, are youâŠtalking to me?â Her english was broken since she hadnât spoken it in a while.Â
âHuh?â Levi looked up from his phone at the girl who had spoken. âOh, uh, sorry, no. My sister was pesterinâ me with puns, and I canât text to save my life, so I had to use speech-to-text software to reply.â Just as he finished his sheepish explanation, his phone went off about five more times. He ignored it after glancing at the first two messages. Both were ridiculous puns, and he knew the others would be just as bad. âSeriously, I dunno whatâs gotten into her. Sheâs just been super-annoyinâ tâday! Sorry again. I, uhâŠI know I gotta sound really rude, right now,â he said with a nervous chuckle, putting the phone away, though it continued to buzz. âIâm not tryinâ to be, I promise!â
Skylar stared at the man as she listened to his long ass explanation, her eyes narrowing the more and more he spoke. She didnât mind his explanation, just that it was long as fuck. Skylar cursed in french under her breath and looked the man in the eyes. âitâs alright. I was just confused is all.âSkylar sighed and asked. âMaybe I can help by senind her a really confusing joke?â
While he didnât understand exactly what sheâd said under her her breath, he could tell by the look on her face that it was his cue to shut the hell up. He was annoying her. Great. He tilted his head slightly at her suggestion, though. âUh...y-yeah, that might actually get her off my back.â What? âGo for it.â Before he could really think it through, the flustered singer was handing a complete stranger his phone, which was now blown up with over fifteen stupidly juvenile puns and counting. There was no passcode on it; Levi wasnât quite as paranoid as his twin sister, Lexi. He just hoped he wouldnât regret this.
"That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life." (from Levi. Also, hello again! I know it's been a while, but I'm the mun of that Yumichika blog that you used to interact with. I'm finally back~)
//AHHHHHH HOLY FUUUUUUUU I MISSED YOU OML WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEN
â-
Skylar was confused as she heard the man speak to her. Looking over at the man, she asked. âAh, are youâŠtalking to me?â Her english was broken since she hadnât spoken it in a while.Â
âHuh?â Levi looked up from his phone at the girl who had spoken. âOh, uh, sorry, no. My sister was pesterinâ me with puns, and I canât text to save my life, so I had to use speech-to-text software to reply.â Just as he finished his sheepish explanation, his phone went off about five more times. He ignored it after glancing at the first two messages. Both were ridiculous puns, and he knew the others would be just as bad. âSeriously, I dunno whatâs gotten into her. Sheâs just been super-annoyinâ tâday! Sorry again. I, uh...I know I gotta sound really rude, right now,â he said with a nervous chuckle, putting the phone away, though it continued to buzz. âIâm not tryinâ to be, I promise!â
