Unhinged!! and gay!

and that's it!

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Date night at the Art Bar

... We’re sitting in the back room, amongst the art - the bar is aptly named - on a pink plush loveseat that’s much more chic than it is comfortable, and waiting for the bartender to take drink orders. He already forgot our calamari, which is the least romantic food on the menu, and why I ordered it! Even though I'm obsessed with this guy!

I’m getting something spicy with tequila. If it’s a spicy margarita I’m happy, if he conjures up something more creative I’m happy too. Either way, I pride myself on having a high spice tolerance and I’ve recently dived head-first into what I’m calling my “tequila era" ...

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Watching The Morning Show,

and realized Mrs. Kessler is really just Miss Honey

except Miss Honey is older and sadder

and I'm just wondering -

why is that breakin' me a lil?

[damelisabarlow]

Hellooo (new) friends..

I love talking about myself and hating Grindr and loving Kim Richards and am in that suuuper weird "wtf is going on" postgrad period of life and also love plum liqueur lately and wanna get to know y'all and want y'all to get to know me!!

Say hiya and also tell me what to do because Tumblr is confusing to me!! haha