Wannabe Halfblood

Daughter of Athene and hunter of Artemis

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I was half asleep last night and I started thinking about when Percy was in the BoL on the ranch. I started reviewing all the animals they had there and I was like Apollo’s cows, flesh eating horses, red turtles, green turtles,… then I was like I wonder if Mario orders his turtles from Geryon. Then I was positive that Geryon had said that he delivers the turtles to an Italian plumber. Then I was like what a sick plot twist, awesome crossover!!!!

🤦‍♀️

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[percy and annabeth fighting]

Grover: STOP! The stress is bad for the baby, guys

Percy: What? What baby?

Grover: Me.

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We don’t appreciate franks grandmother enough

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I don’t know what this is. But I want to read it

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First Percy Jackson and the olympians and heroes of olympos by Rick Riordan and then welcome my fellow pjo nerd🥳

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I truly love percys logic

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Percy: It’s such a pity I’m not made from carbon.

Annabeth: Explain.

Percy: I would have become a literal diamond from all the pressure the gods have given us.

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Percy: Do you wanna go around the world bro?

Jason: Yeah bro

Percy: Same bro

Percy: *goes around Jason*

Jason: Why did you go around me?

Percy: Because you are my world bro

Jason: bro

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Percy Jackson characters as Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes

Percy:

Annabeth: 

Grover:

Jason:

Piper: 

Hazel:

Frank: 

Leo:

Reyna:

Nico:

Apollo:

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Bonus:

Sally Jackson:

[stories-of-olympus]

Leo: What are you doing out this late?

Nico: Worshiping Satan, obviously.

Leo: Oh. Seems a little conceited to worship yourself, but then again, it's you.

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We don’t appreciate franks grandmother enough

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I’m so sick of seeing posts claiming that Percy isn’t a dumbass and that he’s actually smart. Listen up you THOTS, it’s not about how smart, or cunning or witty he is, it’s about his ENERGY. He fucking EXUDES dumbass energy. Percy Jackson is objectively pretty fucking smart, but he just fucking OOZES big Dumbass energy, so shut up you fucking THOTS.

[child-of-mischief]

The 7 + Nico and Reyna as things my mom says

Percy: Look at that dolphin! Jason, wanna join it?

Annabeth: math is hard, I don’t deny that. but do you really have to become a yodeler because you failed another test?

Jason: Planes are fine, because you can only see clouds, but Ferris wheels are tying to kill you.

Piper: just because i once fought a girl behind the bowling alley, doesn’t mean you have to.

Frank: aw look at this kitty! Can we steal it?

Hazel: what does it mean when someone says “oof”? *dabs*

Leo: i won’t set the yard on fire this time! Just make sure you’re there with a bucket of water!

Nico: it’s Halloween, which means its my chance to get away from you kids. Hasta la vista baby!

Reyna: whoever pronounces it as “rio grand” can go fuck themselves

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Oh maih goshh this is perfect

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How do you guys think it happens, when the gods chance country, do they just one day wake up and notice that they are no longer in Germany but in USA, or do they feel that the western civilization is stronger some where else and then pack their backs and jump to the next country or does their stuff (like Hephaestus’s forgeses) start disappearing and then when olympus has disappeared do they go looking for it. This has bothered me for few days now and I need answers

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Annabeth: Jason I need your help. Can you summon lightning to destroy a monster? It’s so horrible I can’t kill it myself. I have it captured in my room

Jason:

Jason: Annabeth that’s a spider

Annabeth: Yes kill it now

Jason: Why didn’t you ask Percy?

Annabeth: Drowning is too kind

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Who else thought of Jason?