All You Need Is Love

24 / Bi / Female / 18+ only! Formerly love-me-forever-please. This is a blog of things that make me happy. Don't like it? Leave. Side anime blog: https://www.fullcountersnatch.tumblr.com

[myrfing]

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

[cute-pluto]

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

[rendogdomesticated]

this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings

[chongoblog]

Tier List

S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.

A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great

B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing

C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky

F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing

[bananonbinary]

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

[nfirr]

Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

[felidthing]

via @wrenrouge

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)

i find the implications hilarious:

kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that

but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh

yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function

upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

brilliant brilliant brilliant I say!!!

[jaubaius]

Jurassic Park, but everyone including the dinosaurs is wearing high heels.

[adz]

my aunt who owns horses constantly posts these excellent horse memes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

drank caffeine for the first time in months. no perceivable alteration except the entire color spectrum has shifted slightly to the left something is very wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

everything's slightly more ochre especially red tones so yes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i think it's because i'm wearing an ochre shirt

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i can't explain why this makes sense but it Does

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

why. am i so pissed off that there are actual scientific explanations for this sequence of events.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#i didn't ask for this to be explicable i was enjoying my strange and inexplicable phenomenon what have you done. i want my unexplained phenomena back right now gosh fuck it #i prefer my original theory. which was that i was vibrating so quickly as to induce a slight redshift and/or resonate with the frequency of a slightly parallel dimension

[magneatio]

the most disappointing thing about music is i can’t bite into it like an overripe peach

[magneatio]

i listen to music at full volume but i’m chasing the feeling of biting into a peach so ripe that the juice runs down your face but with music but with music but with music

[powerfulwizard]

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: 

[celebrity-pharmacist]

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

[writersarea]

Your professor was trying to fight God

[iwilleatyourenglish]

Making your boyfriend do things he doesn’t want to, is not cute :/

i’m never going to get over this ask because it’s referring to me sitting on my boyfriend and cajoling him into watching the absolutely abysmal barnyard (2006)

[iwilleatyourenglish]

just for the record, my boyfriend is 6’1” and i’m 4’11”. if he wanted to he could literally pick me up and just like put me elsewhere. i cannot hold him captive and force him to watch terrible kevin james films no matter how bad i want to

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[dimanchea]

[hkzv]

*doodles heart in notebook and kicks legs back and forth* he just so…. Sigh

Sorry for not posting i just haven’t been feeling like doing fanart lately

This was also an anatomy practice so there is a clothless version that i might post if you promise not to snitch

[maha7-3-deactivated20230307]

obt

[teshuvahdyke]

environmental racism isn't a thing. God how can people be so stupid. Plants don't have fucking opinions.

I’m … legitimately blown away that you think environmental racism is about the marginalization of plants.

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

Top ten moments on this site

[ritavonbees]

from grammatical context I feel it is more likely anon was implying that environmental racism is when plants are bigoted, which if anything is funnier

[navigatorwrongway]

you walk into your local gardening center and a potted monstera calls you a slur

[fullcountersnatch]

Ya'll... I have 23 Safari tabs open on my phone. All of them fanfic. 21 of them are Naruto.

[constant-questions]

The turns have tabled…

50 tabs

All My Hero Academia ao3

[strangebiology]

Why aren’t we talking about extinct cervids??

At least Tori Morris, the artist who made this, is. I gotta ask, where do you find references for these animals? I’ve googled a lot and found no skull photos on the internet. Someone has them. Maybe there are pictures inside The Evolution of Artiodactyls.

In order: Ordosianus Mentuigouensis, Hoplitomeryx, Megaloceros Pachyosteus, Oschinotherium Orlovi, Pediomeryx, Palaeoplatyceras, Elaphurus Formosanus, Triceromeryx Pachecoi, Sinomegaceros Ordosianus.

[theoldbone]

I’d like to add Eucladoceros dicranios

Eucladoceros was a large deer, reaching 2.5 metres (8.2 ft) in body length and standing about 1.8 metres (5.9 ft) tall at the shoulder, only slightly smaller than a modern moose. It had a spectacular set of antlers which split into twelve tines per pedicle, and were up to 1.7 metres (5.6 ft) wide.[2]

The most distinctive feature of Eucladoceros was its comb-like antlers, especially in E. ctenoides. E. dicranios is the most evolved species of the genus, with a dichotomous branching of each antler tine. Eucladoceros was the first deer genus to have highly evolved antlers; however its cranial shape and dental morphology remained primitive, as in Rusa unicolor.

[theoldbone]

Skulls for some of these guys

Ordosianus Mentuigouensis

Hoplitomeryx

Megaloceros Pachyosteus

Oschinotherium Orlovi

? Can’t find this guy, so I’lll raise you to Stephanoceras triacuminatus

Pediomeryx (best I could find)

Palaeoplatyceras

Elaphurus formosanus

Triceromeryx Pachecoi (couldn’t find the skull, but here are the horn nubbins)

Figure 5 Frontal osicone in lateral view

Sinomegaceros Ordosianus

[theoldbone]

Reblog since I’m in a cervid/pronghorn/griaffe mood

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[brink182-deactivated20120906]

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

[sensorydeprivationprincess]

oh my god

[lord-smaug-the-impenetrable-dea]

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2012

[breathdeepseekpeace]

A classic

[caldraws]

this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason

[mannequia]

the fact op thought they could even get away with that blatant misinformation in the first place when the graphic they used was the fucking Tubby Custard machine amuses me like.

Even if you didn’t know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something you’d find in a factory, it’s colorful and colors cost extra.

[xsix8990-deactivated20260423]

that’s because OP’s post is a joke

I feel weird that I’m been here long enough to remember the original context–OP is mocking this post:

the picture clearly looks like some sort of strawberry ice cream, so OP did a copypasta of the original text and replaced with picture with something even funnier.

Both posts went around a lot, but it’s funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius

[xsix8990-deactivated20260423]

the original post is actually still here: https://early-onset-of-night-blog.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its and apparently the original OP is a satire blog, anyway. So nobody was serious in the whole exchange

Early Onset of Night

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the

[raven-reconciling]

Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.