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@damian--vanliere
For the last fucking time,
That wouldn’t be fair. Because when I say you should stop giving me ideas, that means I haven’t had sex in your cars before.
But that'll make you figure out who it actually is that much faster, so I won't have to deal with it myself.
For the last fucking time,
Stop giving me ideas.
Well next time, it's gonna be pinned on you. So if it isn't you doing it now, you better tell your classmates to cut the shit.
For the last fucking time,
Hey, if you’re lucky maybe they’re not students at all. Not of you, of the Christmas present. Then again, that still sounds pretty weird. I’ll redact it.
Wouldn’t be the first time I get stuck with the bill. But I’m a working girl so it makes me feel like a real woman when i pay.
Then they could just ask me out for some drinks, not leave me used condoms like gross confessions or something. Yeah, I think anything I could say back would just drag that downhill, so sure, I didn't hear anything. You're still sounding less weird than mystery condom guy, though.
'Stuck with the bill', like you shouldn't have to play for your own car getting cleaned? [smirk]
For the last fucking time,
You’re welcome, always glad to help my best friend. You know I would give you a hand cleaning up cum and lube stains in a heartbeat, but I’m really busy tonight. Force your students to do it, I don’t know. Mm, you got a good point there, so I take that back. Ha ha, very funny. How are we at home, Dame? Did you even get laid lately? And just to answer your question, is nothing like that…at least not from my side, obviously. It’s…um, something else. He’s not ready for taking that step yet. And I understan it’s a huge change for him, so I’m patiently waiting until that moment…Okay, scratch patiently, I’m trying to survive, is painful.
If you ever think of teaching cheerleading, stick to tennis. [snort] Right, busy sitting on your ass, I bet. Really though, what are you up to? Nah, Vero told me just to leave it for the janitors, they've probably dealt with worse here before. Hey, fuck you, just because your ass isn't hurting as much as you want it to, doesn't mean you have to try to kick mine. Which yeah, there's your answer, it's been a while for me. [eyeroll] Hey, you knew the risks of dating a straight guy, man. Though I don't know why it'd be that weird for him, he's probably done anal before anyway. Come on, don't tell me he's one of those guys that doesn't want you watching porn because it's 'cheating on him' or bullshit like that.
For the last fucking time,
Sure, but not any cars you’ve been in or around…or under. Ooh, I’m jealous.
When you do, you should tell them to clean my car too. Just to give them something to do.
Okay, this is just getting more and more creepy, quit it. Mondays are bad enough without me thinking I'm being stalked by students. [laugh] What, you can't buy yourself any?
Sure, but if they make me pay for it or something, you're getting the bill. [chuckle]
Have you ever broken a bone?
Yeah, who hasn't? I broke my leg when I was 11 and Cece pushed me off the deck of the cabin we were vacationing at...Broke my wrist when I was 14 and fell doing bike tricks...I've gotten a few concussions...Tons of broken fingers and toes, too. Just all kinds of random shit.
For the last fucking time,
Well, you know, maybe just the association with the cars is enough for them. Oh, you did? Good. I hope it’s coming in…handy.
Hmm…why don’t you ask the custodians. I’m sure there’s some around here. They should know what to do.
Yeah, well most of the brats here have their own cars too. Probably better ones. I did, and will leave it at 'thank you very much'.
I'll do it Monday, I don't know any of them to ask them when they aren't around cleaning stuff.
For the last fucking time,
Well, I don’t know. Some people have a thing for sweaty, oily, rugged mechanics. If you didn’t bat for the other team, I would have hit a home run with you a long time ago.
I meant protection while you’re cleaning up.
Yeah, the mechanics, not the machines. No one's tried to bang me in the cars, so far. [laugh] Thanks, if I batted for the other team I'd probably take you up on it. Too bad you're just stuck with giving me presents like the one you left me on Christmas. I did get that, by the way.
Oh, yeah. I'll just use some rags here, throw away the whole wrap...Not sure what to do about the interior, though. My budget would probably draw a line at me throwing away a whole car.
For the last fucking time,
I doubt even a practical demonstration would help my idiot students learn about that. But the only one having sex in my classroom should be me…and whoever I invite in with me.
Don’t forget to use protection of your own.
Still, if they hear sex in your class, get horny, and want to have sex there, it makes sense. If learning about gearshifts here makes them horny, then they've got some problems to work out.
I always do. Not that I've gotten the chance to, for a while...
For the last fucking time,
Right? Like on a couch in one of the offices. Or…I don’t know, on the roof.
I just hope they knew how to use them correctly and didn’t use them as finger gloves.
Anywhere that's not your classroom or mine sounds like a pretty damn good idea, to me. Hell, yours even makes more sense, you learn about sex and shit there, don't you?
Don't know, not gonna look close enough to find out.
For the last fucking time,
Yeah, you gotta clean up. You see, I’m a bit busy today, so I won’t be able to help you out, sorry buddy. Hey, don’t go dishing other people’s kinks. No one ever complaint about yours, right? … At least they are getting laid.
Right, thanks for repeating what I just said. Super helpful, dude. [snort] Wow, you got something more important than cleaning condoms and lube off car seats? What a surprise. But I never had sex at someone's job, did I? Woah, that sounded touchy. What, is the new boyfriend having trouble getting it up? Or are you the one with the problem? Happens to older guys, you know.
For the last fucking time,
Ew, man. That’s gross. How many times have I told you about locking the garage?
You're telling me, I gotta clean up the mess they left. I didn't think I had to, everything expensive is too heavy to steal, who would guess kids would sneak in just to fuck in a broken down car??
For the last fucking time,
Thank god. I mean, not that they’re using other cars but…you know what I mean. Why would you do it in a car though? It’s so uncomfortable…
At least they’re using protection.
I get it, I'd say the same thing if it were my car. I don't even know, I like a thrill as much as the next guy, but there's a lot cooler places around here than on my stuff.
Good for them. Hell, they can try making babies all they want, away from my garage. [snort]
For the last fucking time,
I swear to god if I find any cum stains in my baby…
Yours is fine, they keep using the ones that stay in here, because they know they won't be towed anywhere. Maybe I should start doing something like that, shake them and see who runs out. I just keep finding condoms left around when I get here.
For the last fucking time,
The cars in Autoshop aren't there for you little assholes to have sex in!
You have your own dorms, why the hell--
What is the best compliment you've ever received?
I don't know, probably guys saying I'm attractive?
Class wasn't actually that bad today.
I don’t know man, you made it sound really bad, if you ask me. I’m glad you’re being responsible though, or they’d sue you or something. Do you really want me to answer that?
Maybe you just thought I'd be that bad because that's how bad your classes are going. [smirk] Hey, fuck you! You know, maybe you should make a New Years resolution to be less of a dick, right when I make one to go to college.
