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@adrian-graves
I want a valentine's day orgy
You still get to watch me do what I do. I bet you’d still enjoy that.
Yeah, but that's the same as watching porn. So why let you have all the fun? Besides, I doubt it would be arousing seeing you fool around with girls when I know you're gay.
I want a valentine's day orgy
I’m not stripping you while you’re asleep, you’d probably wake up and kill me. I’d like to stay alive, if you wouldn’t mind. Hey, if I’m offering, it means you wouldn’t be imposing. I don’t even know what we’re going to do while we’re skyping..
Right, I probably would not react well to that. But I would not hurt you if I knew it was you. Okay... I'll see what I'm doing on Valentine's Day.
I want a valentine's day orgy
Maybe I should just go into your room at night and take your clothes, just to see what would happen. I guess so.. I don’t know. Maybe if you can’t find anyone for your orgy, you could skype my sister with me, that way you won’t be alone.
If you do that, you might get eaten alive. Unless you take off my clothes from my sleeping body. I might be okay with that. That sounds great, but I really don't want to impose. You need the private time with your sister, right?
I want a valentine's day orgy
I’m in if you’re watching on the sidelines.
Watching on the sidelines of my own orgy? What the fuck.
I want a valentine's day orgy
It’s her secret to tell, not mine.. Maybe I’ll tell you another day.. She would take them without me knowing and then ask if she could borrow them after she had used them.. I don’t know, I feel like I should be glad we have space between us but I’m not.
I get that. That really sucks, if anyone ever touches my clothes without my permission he's a dead man. But there's nobody telling you if you should be glad or not... so not being glad is normal, kind of?
I want a valentine's day orgy
Glad to make you laugh, Adrian. A little disappointed you don’t seem up to me getting you some chocolate for Valentine’s Day, seeing as you’d rather have an orgy. And I was so hoping to share mine with someone.
Are you kidding me? I'm anti-candy... so no chocolates for me.
I want a valentine's day orgy
Yeah, she’s somewhere else for uh.. something. Having siblings isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, but it’s fun.. sometimes. Except when they want to borrow your clothes. I miss her a lot more than I should..
What do you mean by that... or do you not wanna talk about it? I don't know how I'd feel about someone borrowing my clothes. Is there a limit of how much you should miss her?
I want a valentine's day orgy
Tate’s at a different school right now.. and I think she wouldn’t want me to visit her, or the teachers wouldn’t let me..
That sucks. So she's at another boarding school? I don't know what it's like to have siblings, not really. Do you miss her?
I want a valentine's day orgy
I’ll probably do what I do every year and hang out with my sister, but we’ll have to skype it this year. We usually make a grocery store run in the morning to get all of the chocolate that’s on sale but I don’t think I’m going to do that this year..
That sounds really nice. But couldn't you visit her? You could always pretend to be sick and skip school to spend some time with her.
I want a valentine's day orgy
I guess that makes sense.. but a lot of people will be on dates or they’ll want to wait for someone to make a romantic gesture instead of joining your orgy. I don’t think he would but you know, do what you want on his birthday.
And what will you do? Wait for someone to make a romantic gesture... or do you already have a date?
I want a valentine's day orgy
Yes we can, I agree with you. Us single folk need to stick together.
Literally "stick together". With nothing in between.
I want a valentine's day orgy
I want a valentine's day orgy
I think Valentines day is the last day people will say yes. That and Christmas.
I think having sex is better than being alone at that day while others go on dates. And I don't celebrate Christmas. If I were, I'd say that I think Jesus would want us to celebrate his birthday by practicing "love making".
I want a valentine's day orgy
I don’t think I’ll be in. If you get what I mean.
Would it be alright if others were "in"?
I want a valentine's day orgy
I’m sure your own hand would be glad to assist you.
That's true. I imagine an orgy without hands would be no fun... I really like what my fingers can do to a clit or a dick.
I want a valentine's day orgy
Interesting thing to ask.
Well, it's not fair that those of us that are single should spend the day alone... we can have just as much fun as the couples.