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damien hemlock, 26, san francisco giants pitcher. youngest of 3 guys, one a year older, the other three minutes older.

[aidenharrington]

I feel honored.

[damienhemlock]

Anything for my #1.

[aidenharrington]

I’d love that, good luck though many have trued and none have succeeded. 

[damienhemlock]

Were they all professional baseball players? Wow.

[aidenharrington]

No none of them were professional but that just means I’ll look worse in front of you.

[damienhemlock]

No that means you'll have the best teacher.

[aidenharrington]

I’d love that, good luck though many have trued and none have succeeded. 

[damienhemlock]

Were they all professional baseball players? Wow.

[aidenharrington]

But I can’t throw or catch any type of ball. I can’t tell you what foul or out of bounds is and I have no idea what the difference between a home run and a touchdown is. It takes skill to be good at sports and it takes a level of smarts to learn. 

[damienhemlock]

I wish I was better at school. I didn’t even take precalculus.

[aidenharrington]

If you’re ever interested I can teach you some stuff, or help you if you want to go back to school. But you don’t need precalculus to play baseball babes.

[damienhemlock]

And I'll teach you how to pitch if you want.

[aidenharrington]

But I can’t throw or catch any type of ball. I can’t tell you what foul or out of bounds is and I have no idea what the difference between a home run and a touchdown is. It takes skill to be good at sports and it takes a level of smarts to learn. 

[damienhemlock]

I wish I was better at school. I didn't even take precalculus.

[aidenharrington]

Oh stop I’m just normal haha. Adrians the smart one.

[damienhemlock]

Both of you skipped grades, didn’t you?

[aidenharrington]

Yeah we did.

[damienhemlock]

Exactly. I just throw a baseball, and Bobby coaches football.

[aidenharrington]

Oh stop I’m just normal haha. Adrians the smart one.

[damienhemlock]

Both of you skipped grades, didn't you?

[aidenharrington]

Well Cecilia only graduated with us because she’s so damn smart. Usually you don’t get to graduate with your older twin brothers but she was never one to come in last.

[damienhemlock]

You’re a twenty-two year old attorney.

[aidenharrington]

Yeah I know. 

[damienhemlock]

You guys are ridiculously smart.

[aidenharrington]

Well Cecilia only graduated with us because she’s so damn smart. Usually you don’t get to graduate with your older twin brothers but she was never one to come in last.

[damienhemlock]

You're a twenty-two year old attorney.

[aidenharrington]

He’d love one I’m sure. 

[damienhemlock]

I’ll get him one. What about your sister? How’s she doing?

[aidenharrington]

She’s good but she’s pretty busy now that she graduated from the academy.

[damienhemlock]

All three of you graduated at the same time. That's so cool.

[aidenharrington]

He’d love one I’m sure. 

[damienhemlock]

I'll get him one. What about your sister? How's she doing?

[aidenharrington]

Yeah and I’m really excited. Are you?

[damienhemlock]

Yes! That’s awesome! You need my jersey though.

[aidenharrington]

Yes I do, definitely. 

[damienhemlock]

Does Adrian want one?

[aidenharrington]

Yeah and I’m really excited. Are you?

[damienhemlock]

Yes! That's awesome! You need my jersey though.

[aidenharrington]

Well guess what?

[damienhemlock]

What?

[aidenharrington]

Adrian and I will be at your game tonight cheering you on.

[damienhemlock]

What?

[aidenharrington]

Well guess what?

[damienhemlock]

What?

[aidenharrington]

How are you?

[damienhemlock]

Good. I have a game tonight, so I have a lot of adrenaline.

[aidenharrington]

I’m great now that I’m with you.

[damienhemlock]

I'm glad.