we will fight to the death

[damienofkindness]

( . demigodoflove )

“Hey don’t judge people for doing whatever makes them comfortable.”

“i’m not judging, just really don’t understand it. if it makes you comfortable, do it.”

[damienofkindness]

( . demigodoflove )

“It’s pretty simple.  White teeth equal a prettier smile, and with people as concerned as they are with appearances it’s a smash hit!”

“going to such lengths for slightly whiter teeth seems... dumb, in my opinion.”

[damienofkindness]

( . demigodoflove )

“Well I’d hope that people are brushing their teeth.  I just meant, like, to get them whiter than brushing your teeth does.”

“i still don’t understand why someone would buy this.”

[damienofkindness]

( . demigodoflove )

“It whitens teeth.  How good it is for you I don’t know, but that’s what it does.”

“yes, but couldn’t you just... brush your teeth?”

[damienofkindness]

“i just- i don’t understand the point of this device...”

[damienofkindness]

( . wakeupmrsamuels )

“ So, uh, then it snapped, and, yeah, that’s why I only have a knife blade in me and it’s missing it’s handle. But, anyway, can you pass the salt? ”

“...are you sure you shouldn’t get that looked at?”

[damienofkindness]

📞 Emmaline

your muse’s contact photo in mine’s phone

your muse’s name in mine’s phone

little flower

your muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone

a thousand years- christina perri

how often our muses text

not very often

what our muses normally text about

just when he needs to check up on her and make sure she’s alright

our muses’ last few texts

{imessage- little flower} don’t worry about my mother, she does like you, she’s just protective, love

[hauntingxmemories]

“Damien, put the camera down, please!”

“But I’m trying to take a picture of you.”

“As am I.”

Damien and Emmaline were testing out the newest camera at the big house, they ran into some trouble. 

Taken by Damien

[damienofkindness]

{;jaemin}

–– “wow, could you by any more boring?” he joked, laughing.

“No, I definitely could not.”

[damienofkindness]

{;jaemin}

–– “what’s up?”

“Nothing, I just thought I’d say hello.”

[damienofkindness]

{;jaemin}

–– “I’m sorry.”

“It’s alright.”

[damienofkindness]

{;jaemin}

–– “oh.. hi! sorry, i was a little distracted.” his cheeks turned red in embarrassment.

“Yes, I noticed.” Damien replied with a laugh.

[damienofkindness]

{;jaemin}

–– his head snapped up to look at damien. jaemin blew another wave of bubbles before he spoke, “what?”

“I’ve been trying to say hello for five minutes.”

[damienofkindness]

{;jaemin}

–– jaemin was too distracted with the bottle in his hand and the bubbles his was blowing to realize someone was talking to him.

“Jaemin!” Damien called for like the hundreth time, laughing.

[damienofkindness]

{;meg and children}

“ d’fuck. damien . d’fuck. it’s a new word. “ she said, “ and yeah! we can do a harmless one! Normally save the harmless ones for cabin fifteen but since- “ she points at damien, “ some people are standing right here maybe iris? “ 

“Are you just making up words to prove your point, Meg?” But honestly, Damien just laughed and shook his head. 

“...Well, if Dad’s okay with it...” She looked at Damien with a questioning expression on her face, and he smiled back. “If nothing else, you’ll keep your aunt and brother out of trouble. Have fun.”

“Yessss!” The teenager fistpumped, before highfiving his sister and holding his hand up for Meg.

[damienofkindness]

{;meg and children}

“ that’s ok babe. if we go out to prank we’ll make it something nice and simple to start off with. baby steps! “ she smiled like an evil little llama, “ we won’t get caught, mr. hottieoutoftime and if we do we do the three d, deny, deflect and get d’fuck out of there. “

“I really don’t think that last one actually has a d in it.”

“...You promise it’ll be totally harmless? And no one’ll be upset?”

“I think you’ve got her Aunt Meg!” He cheered in excitement.

[damienofkindness]

{;little flower and children}

“I should find her and introduce her to these two sometime soon. I honestly do not, unfortunately. I wonder how long their fights last…”

“Ever heard of sleep time, Thad? I will get you.”

“True; It’s when they’re not fighting is when I get scared. It’s completely mind-boggling on how they always find new topics. Oh gods… You distract Meg and Thaddeus as much as you can and I’ll distract Elliot, Alia, and her kids as much as I can. Maybe even ask Uncle Cam and Aunt Laurie to help us.”

“I’m sure she’d love that. Alright, so we just... watch them argue then? From what the other two are saying, it can last a while.”

“Try it, I dare you.”

“We have to avoid this at any and all costs. Things will die if they all get together.”