living human with normal interests

pronouns are whatever. i hate my job

[worst-roommates-ever]

[artsybi]

heyyyyy reminder for other cane users.

don't forget that cane tips need to be replaced.

i've been using my cane for almost two years on a near daily basis and i JUST switched out the tip and

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the new tip versus the old tip. i'm not sure how clear it is but, YEAH, there's like. half a millimeter of tread left on the old tip, if that

the replacement was LITERALLY 2 dollars. i bought two to justify the four dollar shipping but. TWO BUCKS.

i had noticed that i was having slipping issues on linoleum recently, but i did not realize how bad the issue had gotten until the new tips came so. PLEASE check your cane treads and if they're notably worn out PLEASE get yourself a new tip they're SO cheap and the grip i get on the new one is INSANE

please don't forget to replace your cane tips!

[kosmogrl]

[pnglove]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

[worst-roommates-ever]

[worst-roommates-ever]

[worst-roommates-ever]

[damn-these-vampires]

why is that your pfp

@cosy-and-nosy

my pfp is in memoriam to my dearly departed favorite flannel (behold, an un-ruined piece i could save), and all of my clothing that has met a similar unpleasant end. The end in question probably isn't for mentioning in polite company

[strangerconnection]

i try to be present in my friends lives, but im barely in my own. i drift and drift. it often feels like i was dead before i was born. all i can do is haunt, terrified that people will leave, but bound to where i am.

[gandalfsbignaturals]

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

[dogpuppy]

[cyberiapinksosa333]

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

[emmablowguns]

This is how shit feels lately

[gay-space-computer]

So I was going to HR because I spotted a horror when I bumped into this guy, looking all embarrassed and kinda miserable

He was wearing a hospital gown and the bandages on his hand were red like the wound underneath wasn't even healed at all

This guy who totally just escaped from the nearby hospital then asks me for money to pay his taxi and I'm nothing if not a feeble mind so I just. Hand it over like 😭 ok sure 😭 Bro if you're gonna escape from a hospital it's not worth coming back to work 😭

So anyway does this count as a meetcute

[gay-space-computer]

Tbh I'm not even sure who it was, if it helps he was tall and ginger and probably 90 pounds soaking wet 😭

Also what with HR? The girl I met there was quite lovely

[cosy-and-nosy]

oh. ok so you haven’t met the Pink Devil yet . ok 👍

but yeah that does sound like our head archivist

[gay-space-computer]

... The what now

[cosy-and-nosy]

HR worker who should probably be investigated by HR. he’s going to sex offend you if he gets the chance

he has the shittiest dye job ive ever seen. its like sickly gross fucking pink

[gay-space-computer]

Eughhhh yikes

Someone should tell Cassian about it, get that guy fired

[cosy-and-nosy]

not it

[damn-these-vampires]

ohhhhhhhh don't get me STARTED. I and other employees have told Pierce repeatedly to fire him, or do absolutely anything at all, and he blows it off every. Damn. Time.

I am beginning to think the union may need to take some drastic measures, but no one heard that here.

[cosy-and-nosy]

we have a union??? i mean. well . i dunno i was thought it was like schrodingers cat

[gay-space-computer]

@damn-these-vampires We have a union? Now that's pretty cool, maybe I should start getting invested in that

[damn-these-vampires]

Admittedly, it's not exactly official as far as things go, but we are making it work. Shoutout to Slavko for pressuring Pierce for better security with me.

Support would be appreciated because we do not have enough people to elect leaders yet.

[gay-space-computer]

So I was going to HR because I spotted a horror when I bumped into this guy, looking all embarrassed and kinda miserable

He was wearing a hospital gown and the bandages on his hand were red like the wound underneath wasn't even healed at all

This guy who totally just escaped from the nearby hospital then asks me for money to pay his taxi and I'm nothing if not a feeble mind so I just. Hand it over like 😭 ok sure 😭 Bro if you're gonna escape from a hospital it's not worth coming back to work 😭

So anyway does this count as a meetcute

[gay-space-computer]

Tbh I'm not even sure who it was, if it helps he was tall and ginger and probably 90 pounds soaking wet 😭

Also what with HR? The girl I met there was quite lovely

[cosy-and-nosy]

oh. ok so you haven’t met the Pink Devil yet . ok 👍

but yeah that does sound like our head archivist

[gay-space-computer]

... The what now

[cosy-and-nosy]

HR worker who should probably be investigated by HR. he’s going to sex offend you if he gets the chance

he has the shittiest dye job ive ever seen. its like sickly gross fucking pink

[gay-space-computer]

Eughhhh yikes

Someone should tell Cassian about it, get that guy fired

[cosy-and-nosy]

not it

[damn-these-vampires]

ohhhhhhhh don't get me STARTED. I and other employees have told Pierce repeatedly to fire him, or do absolutely anything at all, and he blows it off every. Damn. Time.

I am beginning to think the union may need to take some drastic measures, but no one heard that here.

[nervoussyoungmutt]

not all corpses are in coffins. for example im usually in my room

[damn-these-vampires]

I also go to work most days