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90% sure my existence is a living dumpster fire at this point but that's just fine. keith | he | 22 affiliated keith from v:ld

[sickxknives]

[bombing]

the multiple failed assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self esteem

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Galaxy Resin Jewelry

LORIEN on Etsy

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[peachdoxie]

Look, someone’s gotta be the weirdest person in any given social group and it might as well be me

[damnascus]

@tacettestimonial replied to your post: can you get a headache because of cold and b) can...

Yes and yes, good water pressure can relax your muscles and get blood flowing easier.

i think that's the plan, then, thanks.

[damnascus]

can you get a headache because of cold and b) can a shower actually help you get warm

[damnascus]

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i showered yesterday, i'm fine.

[my-eventhorizon]

damnascus‌:

nah, we have like. weird space veggies but i wouldn’t know if they’d react the same way.

being nervous about that kind of stuff is normal, i think. i’m not really used to this kind of stuff.

If you send me like, a breakdown of their molecular makeup i can tell you, booze making is just science and that’s a fact!

And yeah I’ve kinda been through this before, kinda.

Also you’re what 20 something? don’t have kids that young, bad idea.

If you have kids wait to be like 40 or something

[damnascus]

i don't think that's happening anytime soon. or ever. so... no worries.

i can try? pidge is better than i am with the sciency stuff, i'm just here to stab things and fly ships.

[damnascus]

@strangerhappenings an egg?

[my-eventhorizon]

Yes!! An egg!! My egg! We’re having an egg party, it’s like a baby shower except i’m allowed to get drunk!

[damnascus]

that's cool, i guess. man, i wish we could get drunk out here.

[my-eventhorizon]

damnascus‌:

that’s cool, i guess. man, i wish we could get drunk out here.

I mean it’s pretty cool i’m gonna be a parent, but also terrifying

Oh yeah you’re stuck out in space or something right? Bummer.

[damnascus]

huge bummer.

congrats, though, kids are a big step.

[my-eventhorizon]

damnascus‌:

huge bummer.

congrats, though, kids are a big step.

if you have potatos or something potato like you can make vodka or vodka like substance and i’m not SAYING i can send you instructions on how to make space-moonshine but as someone who traveled space for a couple centuries I DO know how to make it.

This is the first time I’m even talking about it cause me and other parent figure have been a bit nervous about announcing it

but he’s away so there goes my impulse control!

[damnascus]

nah, we have like. weird space veggies but i wouldn't know if they'd react the same way.

being nervous about that kind of stuff is normal, i think. i'm not really used to this kind of stuff.

[damnascus]

@strangerhappenings an egg?

[my-eventhorizon]

Yes!! An egg!! My egg! We’re having an egg party, it’s like a baby shower except i’m allowed to get drunk!

[damnascus]

that's cool, i guess. man, i wish we could get drunk out here.

[my-eventhorizon]

damnascus‌:

that’s cool, i guess. man, i wish we could get drunk out here.

I mean it’s pretty cool i’m gonna be a parent, but also terrifying

Oh yeah you’re stuck out in space or something right? Bummer.

[damnascus]

huge bummer.

congrats, though, kids are a big step.

[damnascus]

@strangerhappenings an egg?

[my-eventhorizon]

Yes!! An egg!! My egg! We’re having an egg party, it’s like a baby shower except i’m allowed to get drunk!

[damnascus]

that's cool, i guess. man, i wish we could get drunk out here.

[damnascus]

@strangerhappenings an egg?

[damnascus]

i just popped almost every joint in my body, how's everyone else's night going?

[synthetic-ultramarine]

Fight locations, ranked

IHOP parking lot: ridiculous. buffoonish. 3/10 Denny’s parking lot: has a certain dionysian flair. 6/10 Dunkin Donuts parking lot: lots of regional flavor. 7/10 The woods: nice and secluded, plenty of opportunities to use the terrain to your advantage. Just make sure to bring bug spray. 8/10 Any roof: dangerous, but points for style. 5/10 The top of any mountain: much like the woods, but with far more dramatic flair. Almost byronic. Loses points for being less practical than the other locations on this list, however. 7/10 A graveyard: disrespectful to the skeletons. 0/10 An abandoned warehouse: something of a cliche. 4/10 Any liminal space: This category includes town lines, entryways, borders, and crossroads. Is this a deeply symbolic, metaphorically charged fight? If it wasn’t before, it is now. 9/10  Wal-Mart parking lot: Quick question, are you shitting me right now? This is the absolute worst fight location. If you have any respect at all for the noble art of throwing the fuck down, don’t get in a fight in a wal-mart parking lot. In fact, this also applies to wal-mart checkout lines, roofs, employee break rooms, corporate headquarters, and indeed any space at all associated with the walton family or the wal-mart corporation. Fuck wal-mart.  0/10 The parking lot of an abandoned Blockbuster Video: The cracked and faded blockbuster sign is a potent memento mori, inspiring a keen awareness of entropy and a sharp sense of loss in your opponent. As blockbuster is, so shall they one day be.  Are there weedy plants growing up through cracks in the pavement? Oh man, that’s even better. The perfect fight location. 10/10

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