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Ansel. 25. Sometimes I act. Sometimes I sing.

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ANSEL ELGORT

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Ansel Elgort filming for West Side Story in New York City (July 24, 2019)

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Tim: n o g a m e

Ansel: I have more game in my big toe than you have in your entire body.

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Tim: Getting lei'd. Man, you really have been in a relationship for a while, you've totally lost your game.

Ansel: Wow. Take that back. That was funny and you know it.

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Darren: The only people who wouldn't want that are genuinely crazy people with no taste so they don't deserve our show anyways.

Darren: No, not at all. If those movies ever went to the really dark side, it wouldn't be fun for anyone at all. No teasing. I'd deliver for sure. Ohhhh yes yes. I saw those things and honestly, probably would be even more of a struggle to get out of bed if I had that. Would be pretty amazing to eat a burrito while being a burrito.

Ansel: Listen, we don't need that kind of negativity in our lives.

Ansel: It wouldn't be. There's a reason Disney didn't keep the original Hans Christian Anderson versions of fairy tales. because if they did, Cinderella's step sisters would have been sawing their feet off to fit into the glass slipper and The Little Mermaid would be in excruciating pain with her miracle legs. No one wants that. It's already hard to get out of bed. I can't imagine it being that much harder while wrapped in a burrito blanket. But you know, it's a sacrifice I'm going to have to make for comfort.

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Am I allowed to talk about Area 51? Because I honestly laugh at some memes I’ve seen of aliens on Twitter and I wanted to go but someone told the aliens aren’t even at Area 51. Or is that what they want us to think? Hm? I don’t trust it, but I also don’t know why people put online they were planning a heist or uh…abduction if you will, of these aliens. That’s something you should never do. Oceans like 7-11, said that. Hello, I’m Candice. And I find the most random things hilarious. @hfrpstarters

Well if you weren’t allowed to talk about Area 51, I feel like there would be thousands of people arrested already because of the popularity of the memes. I know this is all a huge meme, but part of me wonders if there are stupid people that are actually going to show up and think it’s a good idea. But then again, part of me wants to see that happen just because I’m curious as to what they’re hiding there from us. 

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Darren: I LOVE it. I think pretty instantly we'd have top views. We could talk about absolutely nothing and people would still love it.

Darren: I really am. I would have been on the bad side of a Disney movie without you so I'm truly blessed. Dammit, man. Now I want a burrito. Noted though. I'm going to come through with a burrito basket for you one of these days.

Ansel: I think that’s why people would love it. Plus who doesn’t want to hear Blaine Anderson and Augustus Waters talk about nothing?

Ansel: No one wants to be on the bad side of a Disney movie, that’s for sure. Don’t even tease me with that. I want one of those burrito blankets too. Just so i can wrap myself up in it as i eat from this homemade burrito basket.

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Tim: SEE, I just knew it. Hawaii, we'll be happy on the beach forever.

Ansel: Hawaii sounds perfect. I need to work on my glowing tan. I have a feeling I’ll be getting lei’d there too ;)

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tim: wanna run away from me? i know you've had enough of saoirse, you can tell me

Ansel: Ugh she’s just the WORST. Where are you whisking me away to?

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Donald: honestly, i've just been out here living under a rock. after wrapping up some music festivals, i went full hibernation mode. but, don't worry -- i'm back! i gotta get this social life back on track. the hermit life ain't agreeing with me.

Donald: you got nothing to update me on? the disappointment is real, man. i mean... hanging with beyoncé at the lion king premiere was pretty cool but aside from that? nah. my life is dull as hell.

Ansel: I feel like I've been the same way. While Saoirse was off doing press for her new movie, I just stayed cooped up in the apartment and went into hermit mode. But now I'm out filming West Side Story, so it's nice being out in the real world again for a bit.

Ansel: Oh yeah hanging out with Beyonce sounds like an absolute drag. You have such a boring life. No but really, how has the Lion King hype been lately? I need to get out and go see the movie to support my bff. And when I say bff, I mean Seth Rogen obviously 😆

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Armie: Just checking in. How's West Side Story? Did you have a good time in Greece?

Armie: Overall pretty good. Piper's a whole two months and a few weeks old now and I honestly can't believe it. Time is going by way too fast.

Ansel: West Side Story is awesome. I'm just kind of happy to be getting out of the house again and in a new environment. Greece was alright. I really didn't do too much. The jet lag kind of killed me and I just slept most of the time.

Ansel: Wow, she's already two months old? It feels like just yesterday she was born. Where has time gone?

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Darren: I wouldn't even dream of it now. I'm legally obligated to only spill the tea to you. I think that special would be a hit.

Darren: No, no I was just messing. Part of me wished we did until you mentioned that Snow White thing. Wouldn't be worth all the free fruit.

Ansel: Can we call our special "Tea Time with Ansel and Darren"? Imagine how many people would tune in for that? It would be such a hit that we'd have to make it a weekly or monthly thing.

Ansel: You're lucky you have me around. Otherwise you would have kicked the bucket long ago from a piece of poisoned fruit. Plus who would want a fruit basket when you could have a muffin basket? Or even a burrito basket? It would be the greatest present in the world if someone got me a burrito basket.

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Darren: You'd hands down be the only journalist I trusted

Darren: There's no doubt about that. I used to think it was weird that anonymous fruit baskets would be in my trailer but in hindsight, I know it was that brand's owners thanking me for my service. That gel was no joke. I hope they are still thriving somehow, someway.

Ansel: From now on, don't do any interviews unless it's with me. We could have our own 20/20 special and everything.

Ansel: Wait, you got anonymous fruit baskets? I would be a little terrified about the anonymous part. Because what if they pulled a Snow White and poisoned the apples?

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Saoirse: We got back in one piece, don't you worry. If anyone decided to fuck with us, I would have gone into full attack mode. Not too much. I know how incredible you are and how much talent you have. I'm so excited for you.

Ansel: I'm glad to hear it. You? Go into attack mode? I'd love to see what that looks like. Thank you, babe. I'm nowhere near the level you think I am though.

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Saoirse: Well, it was like an hour ago. We had a few minutes of girl time before we actually got into bed. Yeah? Good. I'm glad to hear it. Don't stress too much, babe. You've got this and you're going to be great at it and I can't wait to see my man doing what he does best.

Ansel: I'm just glad you guys got back in one piece. The city can be terrifying for an Irish girl and a Frenchie at that time of night. Thank you. You believe in me too much.

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Donald: my life has been boring as hell without you around, man. please, fix that. tell me all about the recent shenanigans you've gotten into.

Ansel: Dude. My life has been boring without you in it. Where did you go? You're not allowed to leave my life like that again.

Ansel: I really wish I had some interesting shit to fill you in on. Your life is probably more exciting than mine.

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Saoirse: Baby and I couldn't sleep so we went for a long walk and just got settled into bed. We miss you. How's everything out there?

Ansel: You went out for a walk this late at night? How's she doing? I miss you guys too. Things are good out here. I've just been trying to focus on this role. I want to get it right.