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armie hammer. thirty-two. father of five. actor.

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Steven Yeun, Armie Hammer & Jermaine Fowler Answer the Web’s Most Searched Questions

[armiehmmer]

chrisalmightyyy‌:

Yeah mate i just bought a house there so anytime you need to get away for a moment feel free to come on over, we can have a proper bros date. How did your other kids take to the new sibling? I know India took the big sister role right away, i think mainly because she had someone to do all her dirty work now lol. Theres nothing like a daddy daughter bond i know India still has me wrapped around her finger, i mean one time i had a movie premiere and here i was running late cause i was making her birthday cake cause she wanted a dinosaur cake.

I'll most likely take you up on that offer, man. I've only been to Australia a number of times, but every time it's been beautiful. It kind of feels like a different world, honestly. They were so good with it, actually! Harper especially was really excited to have a baby sister. Candice has two boys of her own, so it's nice to have another little girl in the house. How old is India? I mean, that's one of the best things about having siblings, honestly. You can blame them for some of the dumb shit you do but at the same time have someone at your back all the time. I'm sure you get it. Well that's just precious. Did you bring some cake with you to the premiere? I'm sure you would have been everyone's favorite person if you had. @hollywoodfamerp

[armiehmmer]

chrisalmightyyy·:

We did most of Men in Black was filmed there, so i definalty enjoyed it although im more of a surf and turf kind of guy so i miss my waves, but my girlfriend lives in London so ill be spending a lot of time there as well. We should grab drinks when your free unless your on a diet than we can grab smoothies haha Oh goodness the newborn stage its such bliss and tiredness all wrapped into one haha Thats awesome man! is this your first? You wont definalty want to miss any steps that’s for sure, i bet she already has you wrapped around her finger huh?

Makes sense with you being from Australia and all. Nice of you to go out there and see her, though! I'm sure she really appreciates it. Oh no, I'm definitely down for some drinks. Give me all the drinks. If we're going to be in the same city for any extended period of time, why not make the most of it, you know? Tell about it. I can't remember the last night I was all caught up on sleep. Nah, it's my third, actually. Hers as well. So we kinda have a good system going on right now since we both know what we're doing for the most part. Oh, totally. Just about to be three months old and I'd probably do anything for her. It's ridiculous.

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chrisalmightyyy‌:

Work is definitely kicking my butt, but im always down for a vacation lol I completely agree, i can spend the rest of my days in Greece, honestly i just want to travel England and explore, i think my next stop is  Ireland, never been  but i want to go see the gorgeous scenery. Relaxing is always a good thing, have anything coming up?

You and Tess did a lot of filming in London, right? It's beautiful out there, even with the gloomy skies and everything. I'm heading out there in a few days myself to film and I'm looking forward to it. I hear Ireland is beautiful too, though. Very green and rainy. You seem like you'd be the type of person to make a fun time out of anything, so I have no doubts that you'll enjoy yourself! Are you going there for work or just vacation? I've just been taking care of my new babygirl, man. She's almost about three months old and she's a handful. I took some time off to help out a bit more, but I just have to go back to work now. Thankfully I was able to get everyone moved over with me for the time that I'll be over in England, so Candice doesn't have to carry all the weight by herself.

[armiehmmer]

TEXT ➜ DONALD 🦆

Donald: awww, my biggest and my littlest fan!! pics or it didn't happen.

donald: thank you so much though, my dude! i'm excited it's finally out there for the world to see but now i'm like... all anxious to hear what everyone thought. a lot to live up to, y'know? anyways. forget all that! how's piper doing? please tell me she isn't crawling yet or i'll lose my mind.

armie: i 100% promised it happened. she was asleep, but i watched the whole thing and i bawled my eyes out just as much as when i first saw it.

armie: totally get it. but i mean, you did great!!! love your voice whether it's just speaking or singing, it's all great to me. you're ranking in as my favorite simba thus far. no no no, not that far along with her yet!! don't rush it, man. she's actively participating in tummy time almost daily, so i think we still have a while before crawling hits.

[armiehmmer]

TEXT ⤻ HOT DOG BRO 🌭

Ansel: West Side Story is awesome. I'm just kind of happy to be getting out of the house again and in a new environment. Greece was alright. I really didn't do too much. The jet lag kind of killed me and I just slept most of the time.

Ansel: Wow, she's already two months old? It feels like just yesterday she was born. Where has time gone?

Armie: Spent a whole week in Greece and you think it was just alright? If anything is up, I hope you know that you can come to me about anything.

Armie: Right? I'm gonna need time to slow down just a little bit. I can't keep up with it. Soon enough she'll be walking and I'll be panicking.

[armiehmmer]

✉️ → timmy.

Timmy: cause you're too busy for timmy tim, i guess you don't love me anymore

Timmy: well, it was a lot of seeing exes aka not the most relaxing thing ever

Armie: shut up

Armie: yikes. spent your vacation running into exes? how'd that go? sounds like not great.

[armiehmmer]

TEXT ⤻ King of my ❤️

Candice: You're outstanding at your job, let me tell you that. Plus Anacan and Ariel are obsessed with you. After Hermann and I broke up, I had accepted that I would be raising them as a single mother. But then you came along and you're the greatest father in the world to them and I know how much they look up to you already.

Candice: She's definitely pooping. She's basically a poop machine, but it works for her.

Candice: Chaos is an understatement. But I've always wanted to have a bigger family. And our little family is just beyond perfect. Plus I think we handle the five of them pretty well, if I do say so myself. I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world either, babe. You and our kids are my entire world and I couldn't imagine life any other way.

Armie: They've been a joy to have around and get to know, honestly. I just feel like the luckiest man anymore. Three perfect humans just walked right into my life and accepted me for who I am. I love it and all of you.

Armie: Yeah, she is. It helps that she's cute. Otherwise, I'm not sure I'm cool with all this pooping.

Armie: I'd say so too. We kinda just grew together overnight. All of a sudden there were so many of us, but I think we've adjusted really well. And this way, everyone has a friend. It's a win-win situation for everyone, really.

[armiehmmer]

chrisalmightyyy·:

I dont think i could of have a better roomie than the armie hammer, i totally agree with you lets to go back to greece forget the world for a bit and enjoy all the festivities! Haha mate i dont think one week is enough for this beautiful place. Just ate lots of food, relxed took a million pics of my girl cause you know you gotta get the perfect angle and all that jazz, what about you??

Let’s do it! I’m sure you’re just as busy as I am, and probably a whole lot busier but I’m so down to just run away to Greece together again and forget the entire world. One week really isn’t enough. I think you’d need a whole month to really get this whole place knocked out. Or maybe even a whole lifetime, I’m sure new things are always popping up. Oh yeah? It sounds like you had a great time, then. Man, I just hung out and enjoyed the scenery. Drank, went on some hikes. You know, relaxed. 

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me, blinking back tears: this is fine :’’’’)

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[armiehmmer]

TEXT ⤻ King of my ❤️

Candice: You always manage to put the biggest smile on my face, wow.

Candice: You're going to have to bombard me with pictures and videos because I miss that little scrunchy face.

Candice: Ugh, she's growing up too fast already. I love you too, baby. Honestly it feels like I'm living in a dreamworld being with you. We made the most beautiful baby girl together. And we have four more equally beautiful kids on top of that. Life can't get any better.

Armie: It's my #1 job in life to be the best dad I can be and to always put a smile on your face.

Armie: They're sending over as we speak. Kinda wish I knew what was going on inside that little head of hers right now. Whatever it is, it seems nice. She's smiling like crazy. I think she might be pooping, but she's still super cute.

Armie: We've got some pretty special kids, don't we? I know it's chaos having them all in one house together and I sure do get my workout in daily, but I wouldn't trade it for anything. I wouldn't trade this life with you for anything. You and the kids are everything to me.

[armiehmmer]

TEXT ⤻ HOT DOG BRO 🌭

Ansel: Hey dude. Yeah. I'm okay. I'm just preoccupied working on West Side Story now.

Ansel: How about you?

Armie: Just checking in. How's West Side Story? Did you have a good time in Greece?

Armie: Overall pretty good. Piper's a whole two months and a few weeks old now and I honestly can't believe it. Time is going by way too fast.

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TEXT ➜ DONALD 🦆

Armie: just wanted to say congratulations on the lion king and also just swooping in to let you know that your niece and i will be supporting you and will be going to see the first screening of it at our local theatre come friday. she won't understand a damn thing and she won't remember ANY of it, but rest assured that we will be there in our 'donald glover's #1 fans' t-shirts.

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[armiehmmer]

TEXT ⤻ King of my ❤️

Armie: So while you're off being the most fantastic woman on Earth, I'm sitting here watching our little two month old sleep. I think she's having a dream because she keeps making these really cute faces and you're missing it, but I know you have work to do. I got some pictures and videos, don't worry.

Armie: Anyway, crazy to think we like... made this child. And that she's now over two months old. I love you so much. I'm so glad I got the opportunity to do all of this all over again with you.

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TEXT ⤻ HOT DOG BRO 🌭

Armie: hey man. haven't heard or seen you in a while. you good? everything okay?

[whatitis-inside]

Lol Armie