Hi.

Shay, 18, Canada. I like many things.

[mixedgf]

i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert

[fuckyeahselenita]

[surprisebitch]

Selena Gomez on her nude ‘Revival’ album cover

[damnsister]

Lmao that burns

[damnsister]

james potter: and now back to this bitch who had a lot to say about me while i died trying to protect my family and then went on to abuse my son for years

james potter: what's good snape

james potter: what's good

snape:

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

[]if you Reblog this in 69 seconds Halloween will be x2 as good if no Reblog No more dank spoopyness in Halloween Reblog to save lives[]

[donoharm777]

[damnsister]

How did you and your boyfriend meet?

Oooh uh technically mutual friends but we met at a bar and had one of those one night stand sort of deals. Except he literally texted me the next afternoon asking me on a proper date and all that dorky courting stuff ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it was cute

[sizvideos]

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

Don’t lie to your doctor about being a hoe

[stirfriedawesomesauce]

For real though, they’re just there to make sure your hoe ass can keep on hoeing. Tell them you’re a hoe. They’ll help you become a HEALTHY hoe.

[tropicanaputa-deactivated201703]

Y'all do realize that Hitler had similar views about Jewish people that Trump has about Latinxs. Back then nobody thought Hitler would win and somehow he did and then fast forward to all the shit that went down. Y'all need to stop playing and start paying attention to Trump- he’s not kidding.

[feministrology]

someone: i’m a three sport athlete and im taking 5 AP courses and i currently have a 5.0 gpa!!! me: yeah but … are u ok

[butt-berry]

[eevee-ray]

togepi is a graceful goddess 

[burgertv]

[jolene-cuisine-blog]

this joke was flawless

[catsnuggler]

February shouldn’t be 28 days, 29 on a leap year. 

Instead, we should take the 31st days off two months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years.

But wait, when’s the leap day, you ask? 

October 32nd, Halloween: Part II.

[skykull-deactivated20250930]

you’re the genius this generation needs tbh

[genderfluidapollo-deactivated20]

reynasbae

[princessrebb]

scorpioqueenphoenix

[damnsister]

during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find

during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today

[micdotcom]

Stephen Colbert pens hilarious and important feminist op-ed

Who runs the world? If Stephen Colbert could have his way: women. In an op-ed for Glamour magazine, the future Late Show host pushes for equal rights and treatment of women in the workplace and the media, all while mixing in a healthy dose of humor. But despite the hilarious jokes, his extended quotes make some incredibly crucial points. 

[micdotcom]

Watch: Miley then made an excellent point about the double standard behind our nipple fear.