Damn Dude.

Liz. 23. Lover of Cow Chop, Funhaus, Achievement Hunter, and many more

[angelichd]

“A true winner finally gets recognized.”

[babyjjoon]

If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful

[lemonadeandrice]

Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!

Me: *crosses my other leg over top*

Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER

[damnyoulizard]

I apologize for the band of brothers spam but I can’t stop

[kenyon-deactivated20180911]

“What?”

[donmalarkeys]

[theladyarwen-archive]

Band Of Brothers + The Onion articles (1/?)

[damnyoulizard]

(About the Band of Brothers post) me too bitch the fuck

Omg yes bitch I’m like obsessed now

[damnyoulizard]

So I disappeared for a few months but here I am with a band of brothers obsession I’m so sorry

[you-oughtaa-know-deactivated201]

some relatable™ moods (2/?)

[thursday]

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

[cow-chip-chop]

a fever dream episode

[kidening]

[germsauce]

(x)

[germsauce]

(x)

[kentixen]

FAST CARS & FIREARMS • One List One Life

[zoewashburne]

man i wish ‘no’ was a more socially acceptable answer

like ‘wanna come with us’

‘no’

no hard feelings

end of story

instead you either feel guilty for saying no or you have to give a detailed explanation/excuse why you don’t wanna or can’t go somewhere or you end up going anyway

[randomslasher]

42 Ways To Say No

My fiance’s step-mom (my future step-mother-in-law? Is that a thing?) wrote the above article as part of her “Short Course in Kindness” series and it is phenomenally helpful for those of us who may not have the spoons (mental or physical) to do all the things we get invited to do. 

[turbro]

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