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(they/them) 30s, some kind of demon, I haven't changed my icon for over a decade and I'm not about to start, I still love Homestuck, despite it all. PLEASE ask me about my OCs

[husbanddaughter]

they literally deleted all existing reblogs of that post from existence btw<3

[freelance-fiend]

and theyre tryin to delete it all again

[c3rvida3]

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

[c3rvida3]

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

[64mpg]

let’s all have joint pain and digestive issues

[darrandennis]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[lakemojave]

I'm putting a team together

[lakemojave]

Fuck how could I forget

[z3bula]

[letmebegaytodd]

Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:

“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”

[letmebegaytodd]

You know what happy pride to those two guys

[letmebegaytodd]

[glavilio]

you better start believing in the scatman's world... you're living in it

[glavilio]

[sacred-portal]

[iraqnroll-deactivated20241123]

[manycrows]

[saeriibon]

[pauein]

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[shadowicepuma]

@noodles-07 get peer reviewed

[bowsersex2]

Not many know this, but Eggman (from the Sonic the Hedgehog series) was actually the first bisexual male character to lay an egg in a video game.

[dat-soldier]

excellent work, 47. you have peed all the pee from your penis

[infectiouspiss]

i may or may not want u. depending

i got hoes with nuance

[pokemon]

Please handle Mudkip with care 🥹

[discreet45]

[n0va-pkt]

norp! im playin in da bowl :3

[fayevalentinesgamblingchip]

Been reading howls moving castle lately and i do love how idgaf maxxing sophie is about. Everything. Learns her sisters swapped places bc one wanted to learn magic while the other wanted a family😐👍 gets turned into an old lady by the wicked witch of the waste😐👍 meets a fire demon and makes a contract w him before taking a nap on a cozy chair😐👍 learns shes a witch ans has been speaking magic into every hat she ever made😐👍 like i strive to give that little of a fuck. Which is contrasted to howl going on a neurotic spiral every two pages

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious