human.

[whackamadoooodle]

someone: hey, how are you doing

what i’m thinking: what happened to murderface.  what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderface. what happened to murderfa

what i say: i’m fine

[knights-of-alcoholism-deactivat]

me whenever anyone says anything about anything or interacts with me in any way, ever

[putridtooth]

Quality dethklok lyrics 

bonus: 

[novelconcepts]

Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best.

[int0themidnightsun]

It simply means that they could have chosen literally anyone on earth, regardless of gender, and yet they still picked you.

[jaxgreen]

This is really important.

[alongfalltothetop-deactivated20]

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

[curiowitch]

[violainebriat]

check out all of the characters stand alone on my fanart tumblr : http://veestrainingcamp.tumblr.com/ So I’ve been slowly working on this idea for 6 months hahah.. I was like “oh CARTOON NETWORK SHIPPUDEN ! that sounds cool. I’ll just make a lineup with (almost) every CN franchise and dress them as Naruto characters”. It makes no sense haha, but I had a lot of fun, and it taught me a lot as an artist to work with all these different styles. I looked up prices to print out posters, and I found out I could print OK quality A2 size (33”x23”) and sell them for like 9$ (not including shipping). Would you be into that ? you should PM me if peeps are interested I’d totally do that :)

[brandon-robbo]

This is amazing

[hummingthelights]

Eddie Izzard - Unrepeatable (1994)

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being in a public restroom

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

being in a public

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

thinking

[delusion-of-negation]

wen u zoom in

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

I love this post

[eee-in]

love

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

It just keeps getting better

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

overused captions

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

Tumblr’s new layout

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tumblr

[1nvisibl3]

the internet

[tomche]

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

[that70sshowwriters]

Long ass posts

[theemperorrises]

Ass

[weavemama]

maybe gangster whales is what we need in order to fight climate change

[moro-nokimi]

Whales, you’re doing great sweeties

[montponine]

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

[aurellharmonics]

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSEHEN GOOD BYE.

LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.

[weloveshortvideos]

[playboimoni]

[wastedawayagaininmargaritaville]

Honestly I buy it

[croptopdelapistola-deactivated2]

same

[ccstcrptc]

wig off

[damp-pants-blog]

what

[may]

in a war between humans and aliens, chihuahua’s would be the FIRST to betray us and sell information to the enemy, costing us our lives

[meanplastic]

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

holy shit

[natcritiquescartoons-deactivate]

I.C.O.N.I.C

[lesbianredpanda]

Y'all mind if I

[bluezey]

You forgot the next year where Lisa was dating two women

[eeveelutionsforequality]

[werewolf-cuddles]

Lisa is canonically bisexual!

[jjbrozier]

And polyamorous, apparently

[theinturnetexplorer]

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

[speciesofleastconcern]

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

[beggars-opera]

double confirmed

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

The young man who survived having his throat cut in the MAX attack that left two other men dead, says he appreciates all the support aimed at him but people are focusing on the wrong victims.

Micah  Fletcher urged people to donate money to a fundraising campaign for the girls.

What it means to be a true hero.

[reverseracism]

A beautiful soul. A true Hero.

[afloweroutofstone]

Polling for Trump’s impeachment is currently higher than his approval rating (31 May 2017)