Dan's Babbling

“We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.” ~Albert Einstein

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Working at LUSH: the saga

[vallymgrl]

I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple”

[sailorlune]

My whole life!

[la-plus-heureuse]

A man walks into a store to buy shampoo. He walks down the hair care aisle and spots a pink shampoo bottle that promises to give you luscious locks. The man is determined, for his hair lacks luster. He asks the nearest store clerk, “Will this work for men? It’s pink, so I’m not sure.” The store clerk looks at the man, then at the shampoo. He shrugs his shoulders in ignorance. The man resolves to purchase the shampoo anyway.

After arriving at his humble abode, the man takes a shower with his new shampoo. He opens the bottle and tries to pour the soapy substance into his hand, but alas; the shampoo refuses to fall onto his manly skin.

The man crumples down in utter defeat, sobbing as the shower water softly cascades down his rippling shoulders. The shampoo will never work for him, for he is a man, and the shampoo he bought is unfortunately in a pink bottle. “I should have known,” he cries out in a whimper. “I should have known.”

[babblingbug]

(Bunnies and Sunshine)

Easter is coming up! And it’s a terrible time for pet store bunnies!

Rabbits are marketed as “easy”, short-lived, starter pets, especially during the Easter holidays, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth! A healthy, well cared for bunny can live just as long as the average cat or dog- 10-12 years!

What’s more, they have more complex needs than a cat or a dog. Rabbits are prey animals and do not behave or show affection in the same way as predators like cats and dogs; they don’t deal well with being outside-only animals; they can get sad if they’re on their own and don’t receive enough attention; and if they’re bought as a male and female couple, they can start reproducing from as early as 5-6 months of age, and they can carry multiple litters at the same time!

They have a specialised diet (NOT carrots!), need a specialised living area (unless you want all your things to get chewed up!), and they need specialised vets! Caring for them costs as much as caring for a dog!

They’re a big responsibility!

This Easter, Make Yours Chocolate!

[dan-spiegel]

They also have specialized habitat needs! For example, they don't have protective pads on their feet like dogs and cats, it's just skin, so if they don't have soft bedding, it's painful for them.

Please care for your pets. A little research goes a long way.

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[beanbunz-deactivated20160331]

I paused Kung Fu Panda Holiday at the perfect moment

[dontstarvetrash-blog]

when your math teacher is moving on to the next chapter but you still don’t know anything

[nokiabae]

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[stupendousmelody]

When you are one with the music

[thirstym8nd]

Luvs it

[rae-redacted]

WHO IS SHE

[coloradoanatelophobic]

If more music teachers, band teachers, and orchestra teachers were like her we would have more musicians in the world. 

PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

[dan-spiegel]

WRECK IT GIRL!

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[princess-zeldy]

@the-enemy-stand

[dan-spiegel]

@weirdviolet

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[thefrogman]

I make the same face when I’m cutting the cheese. 

[baileyiskindacool]

Y'all nasty

[fyeahbigbangtheorygifs]

[weloveshortvideos]

[dan-spiegel]

@weirdviolet

[hippieseurope-deactivated202503]

Animals are co-inhabitants on this planet and are supposed to be given the same respect that humans should be giving to one other. But since humans cannot even treat each other kindly, you can just imagine how little respect humanity is willing to give to the animals.

Sereno Sky, author of the hippie-novel “Lonely Traveller” (via hippieseurope)

[becausebirds]

Pretentious Flamingos.

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Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

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THE LAST ONE IM CRYING

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