Fort Shakesqueer

I am sad, pop punk trash with just enough other shit thrown in to make it interesting

[5050mixup-deactivated20210505]

Whenever I see texts sent by straight white boys.

[liberian-gurl]

[literatureofneuronexcitement]

This scene was jokes

[astral-words]

I always appreciated the original Aunt Viv. She actually had a personality and purpose, unlike the latter.

[90skindofworld]

Carlton dropping some real shit

[micdotcom]

Watch: Hilarious Party Over Here sketch gets at the dark truth behind “mansplaining.”

[lunaofthenorthwind]

I heard a bang and went into the bathroom to see this.

[breaktotheotherside]

Yes, hooman, please activate the magic controllable waterfall.

[dismisses]

I can't believe it's already 2017

[dismisses]

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

[dismisses]

No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

[dismisses]

O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[natforprez]

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

[grumsal]

the kindest discourse on all of the web is little children discussing how cool yoshi is on vids they make where he dances

[grumsal]

[lyricallyaesthetic]

shout out to my ex // little mix

[thekeythief]

°˖✧ Drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra ✧˖°

[weloveshortvideos]

[margotmeanie]

I deeply appreciate this post.

Please, unmute.

[blackcvrds]

you: panic! at the disco

me, an intellectual: feelings of discomfort and anxiety! whilst attending the discotheque 

[zackisontumblr]

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[reallyshittyzodiacposts]

The signs as cute Halloween things :3

Aries: putting human blood in your apple cider, along with a dash of cinnamon

Taurus: wearing someone else’s skin as a Halloween costume

Gemini: taking a page out of Elizabeth Bathory’s book and bathing in the blood of innocent young girls to try to attain eternal youth

Cancer: using actual bodies as Halloween decorations

Leo: actually summoning Samhain and laughing as he destroys your entire neighborhood

Virgo: being that asshole that already has Christmas decorations up and gives pencils to the children

Libra: going to the local cemetery and trying to anger the spirits 

Scorpio: playfully guessing what the kids are dressed up as, then ripping off your skin to show your true costume underneath

Sagittarius: murdering someone’s firstborn and sacrificing them to Satan

Capricorn: using candy to lure the children into your home

Aquarius: pretending to have a heart attack in front of young trick or treaters so they think you’re actually dead

Pisces: lighting the black flame candle and setting the Sanderson sisters free (you stupid virgin)

[ruinedchildhood]