tell me this isnât the cutest thing Iâve ever seen
I just⊠Thatâs the Egyptian Prince from Night At The Museum and Jasper from Twilight and its a little gay and I just ugh I love it
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tell me this isnât the cutest thing Iâve ever seen
I just⊠Thatâs the Egyptian Prince from Night At The Museum and Jasper from Twilight and its a little gay and I just ugh I love it
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Layer upon layer of soft-packed snowflakes settled in near silence, forming a quilt of feathery ice crystals.
someone: *doesnt look like their ethnicity* all of u freaks: hmmmm where are the pictures of your parents and great grandparents and siblings? and cousins and whatâs ur full name whatâd you put on the census in 2010? huh? why wonât u show us those to prove yourself
me: whereâs the toilet?
New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there youâll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rdâŠyou gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th thereâs a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an heâll let you in aight
me: thanks. Iâll just piss in the street
i love seeing best friends goofing around in public. i love seeing couples laughing together. i love seeing little kids walking hand in hand with their parents. i love seeing dogs running happily back to their owners. i love seeing closeness and positive relationships, and knowing all that love is out there
Ivan the Terrible and the Souls of His Victims, Mikhail Petrovich Klodt (1835-1914)
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baby: *incomprehensible babbling*
me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0
This is actually really good for babiesâ brain development. Youâre laying the groundwork for conversation, teaching them through example that people take turns talking and listening.
Did you know that babies from affluent families hear an average of thirty MILLION more words before age 5 than babies in families below the poverty line? For context, Les Miserables is about 650,000 words and it looks like this:
So itâs like reading this book 46 times.* And thatâs not the total number of spoken words, thatâs the GAP between affluent and poor babies. And these are the years in which the brain undergoes the most development. Itâs mind-boggling.
So what Iâm saying is: keep doing the thing. Do it to all babies, all the time. Narrate your day. Ask them for opinions. (âShould we buy the large bag of potatoes or the small bag?â âGaabooglagje.â âYes, just as I thought.â) Point out colors and shapes and letters. Let them scribble outside the lines and treat their babble like talk. Sing them nursery rhymes and Raffi songs and songs from the radio. All of these things are going to build their brains to prepare them for kindergarten and beyond.
*Please do not read Les Mis 46 times to an infant. They donât even care about the Parisian sewer system.
That last part though
I am and have been all three of these kids.
Kitty massage
Fun fact! This action is called âsnurglingâ.
Itâs a kittenâs way of stimulating mommy to make milk⊠some cats never stop doing it and will even snurgle things like fleecy blankets or stuffed animals or your leg/tummy
Snurgle is the dorkiest and cutest word in the world Oh my gosh
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Spooning? More like letâs see how much âaccidentalâ booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.
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