Dan and Phil's shelf blog

hey lauren and courtney here, bringing you dnp house updates that nobody asked for

[pseudophan]

tiktok from an alternate universe where dan likes the golden pig and phil is able to memorise lines

[unphortunate]

Launching hard or hardly launching?

[diphowell]

"What's that, erotic audiobook website?"

[yonpote]

had to make this

[a-gentle-yoink]

speak on it

[diphowell]

“there is a fucking AAAAAAAAART to doing a preshow playlist for a tour”

[userlesbian]

phreak4phreak

[unphortunate]

Launching hard or hardly launching?

[pseudophan]

four years later and he's still mad about it.. 2022 / 2026

[hard-launch-tour]

Helsinki tour ad

Credit: @/lokislester on twitter

[danandphilupdates]

various ads for europe shows (credit to dnpcentral and lokislester on twitter for finding them)

26/6/26

[pseudophan]

excellent content

[degenerusssy]

kicked her pussy up the wall bracelets are about to go triple platinum

[hauntedsheephole]

guys, I trapped these creatures under a glass, what do I do

[pseudophan]

new favourite clip

[userlesbian]

real best friends, companions through life, like actual soulmates

[danandphilupdates]

dan insta story

3/6/26