My potions are too strong for you, Traveller.

The world's foremost authority on the ancient fleshcrafting branch of swiss cheese...!

They mock me! I deserve it. But oh, the betrayal.

-- Juan

With all my love, Juan buddy <3 New Year's coffee delivery to make up for it?

Please, the shop is so quiet and my creativity's running on eeempty, the hangover has condemned me to a slow torturous brainless death

Please. Yeah yeah that would be, lovely. I need to tell you all about the uhhh weirdest fucking new years I've had in a while. Now that I am not incoherently asking for a pickup, and you aren't so wasted that Takhi had to put the door through.

-- Juan

In my defense, Nevada and Nebraska sound way too much alike! Buuut, you can thank Takhi in person, her magnificence does like praise B)

Alright, send me what flavour bloodfee you want and I'll be over in a bit 👍

#[ic]

new years resolutions uhhhh. figure out 1 cool flesh thing that isnt accidentally adding myself a new hole, spend more time with friends, finish learning how to ride a motorcycle and blood.

-- Juan

The world's foremost authority on the ancient fleshcrafting branch of swiss cheese...!

They mock me! I deserve it. But oh, the betrayal.

-- Juan

With all my love, Juan buddy <3 New Year's coffee delivery to make up for it?

Please, the shop is so quiet and my creativity's running on eeempty, the hangover has condemned me to a slow torturous brainless death

#[ic]

new years resolutions uhhhh. figure out 1 cool flesh thing that isnt accidentally adding myself a new hole, spend more time with friends, finish learning how to ride a motorcycle and blood.

-- Juan

saint-coffeemoved-archived

The world's foremost authority on the ancient fleshcrafting branch of swiss cheese...!

#[ic]

New policy for the cafe, you come in and you're rude, you get the sword of flames then I hit you with the scales of justice.

#{reblog}#Good policy for any business 👌

1five1two

In 1561 an innkeeper called Hew Draper was imprisoned in the Tower of London for sorcery. Whilst incarcerated he made these carvings in the walls which displayed astrological symbols and numbers.

teratocrat

#hew this is not helping you beat the sorcery charges

#{reblog}

#{ooc}#{reblog}#{THEY!!!#Thank you for the art mate; good good sorcerer vibes :3}

Them ♡.

offbrand-turntech

Fire (and molten glass)

(No credit bc I made most of them myself)

((Thank you @ewwwabug for the recommendation :> ))

#{reblog}#{oh that's too beautifully made not to reblog...}

Ozzzzzzyyyyyyyy?

Ναι, θυσαυρέ μου~?

I sto

I acquired something from B's store that I think you'd like~

Oh? A gift, for me~? Why, kit-kat, you shouldn’t have~

Ozzy the librarian says they found that 13th century alchemical volume with the bit on eye transplants for you

Tʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ?

Oh yeah if you read around the parts where he doesnt know what the fuck he is talking about re: retinas, theres some practical ritual applications we think would be good for you and Dragon’s project ok? we tucked it into your book nook :}

YES!

Oh, I will find them the finest sheet of the oldest calfskin vellum as thanks, this is brilliant!

Ozzy the librarian says they found that 13th century alchemical volume with the bit on eye transplants for you

Tʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ?

Ozzzzzzyyyyyyyy?

Ναι, θυσαυρέ μου~?

#{ic}#{brief sorcerer before class B) }

Fish fear me, ghosts hate me,

I am forcibly ejected from the royal burial cluster of Philip II of Macedon...

@dancefiredance would you let me live in you if you were a shop? 🥺

#{ic}#Hey...#Of course we are #You've had a busy few weeks; it's no wonder you're tense...

Of course, schatzi~

grandpa-dragon

One loves to hear the sound of enthusiastic theoreticals and research echo through the halls.

Top of the night, sir Dragon!

I was just thinking, I must show you- Well, Takhi and I had a thought, and… Would you mind looking over some designs? To see how…feasible they would be?

grandpa-dragon

It should be my fondest delight, beloved! I shall be up directly, and I shall bring my knitting with me, that we may talk while I work, yes?

#{ic}#One of these days #I shall sit in this library nook #and very simply #meld into it

Of course!

Let me...get a quick refill of coffee, too, my brain just realized I’ve been sitting here for a while..

grandpa-dragon

One loves to hear the sound of enthusiastic theoreticals and research echo through the halls.

Top of the night, sir Dragon!

I was just thinking, I must show you- Well, Takhi and I had a thought, and... Would you mind looking over some designs? To see how...feasible they would be?