all aboard the party bus

Rewatching Dance Moms and taking way too long between each episode. Currently on season 2.

[theshitneyspears]

this is WILD

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Maddie: “Chloe and I had a very good score on our solo, and we beat some 16-year-olds, and I thought that was a very good achievement for us two.”

[dancemomsrewatchhell]

and these two would grow to become runway models

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Abby: “Bus driver Jim! Why didn’t we jump on the turnpike and hit 79 the other way so we would miss all this traffic?”

Bus driver Jim: 

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Abby: “I need you to be nasty and bitter and mean.”

Mackenzie:

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“Does it matter to you that you’re not getting first and second anymore?”

“Not really.”

brooke i love you you’re perfect

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Abby: “Brooke, this whiney, mopey teenager crap has to stop. You are the role model. Do me a favor, just smile!”

Brooke:

I’ll smile at your funeral, bitch.

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Melissa: “I think we should just not watch anymore, because it’s really annoying listening to everybody bitch.”

this is it. this is the best line so far this season, and it came from melissa. color me surprised.

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Casting Agent: “…Disney show.”

the reaction omg

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Paige: “I’m really happy that I won, because normally Abby doesn’t give me a chance to do a solo, because she doesn’t think I’ll win. But this time I proved her wrong.”

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Chloe: “Miss Abby said that for our group dance ‘Private Eyes’ we were gonna use plastic guns. And then she said we were gonna blow the competition away. And I don’t- I really hope she doesn’t mean literally. Because we could get disqualified.”

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i approve of your priorities, paige

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Christi: “And then there were two.”

Kelly: “I know. Nobody likes us. The two bitches are left!”

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Chloe: “It’s very hard to keep Abby out of your head. Like, when I’m at the mall, sometimes I’ll just hear Abby out of nowhere.”

that’s terrifying

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Abby: “You’re going to  be using guns in your routine.”

i love this because you can totally tell the moms personalities

Jill is like “Oh, sure, Abby. Can Kendall have a solo?”

Melissa is like “Must. Not. Emote. She will be angry”

Holly is like “Nope.”

Kelly is like “Are you kidding me?”

Christi is like “This broad is crazy.”

[dancemomsrewatchhell]

yeah these competitions aren’t staged at all