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This blog is just a mess of things I enjoy. It does get nsfw sometimes.

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Girl what am I being sold here?

[regularlesbian]

Solidarity

[jasonhorton]

Everything is for lease 


[greatelsewhere]

[sewerhawk]

BORN TO CLEAN WORLD IS A HYGIENE WIPE ‘EM ALL 1989 I AM SANITARY MAN 410,757,864,530 SPOTLESS COUNTERTOPS

[rareswifts]

[amygdalae]

genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities you’re neglecting and yet its like you’re being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who can’t hear you/doesnt care

[gahdamnpunk]

She said “Gravity WHO?”

[spacemancharisma]

there is not a single thing about this image I am not absolutely obsessed with

[valtsv]

my esteemed rival,

[valtsv]

my beloved nemesis,

[valtsv]

dearly detested,

[violetsandshrikes]

Okay I hate retail but shoutout to my boss for not being a giant dick which includes:

• taking us all out for dinner and drinks tonight to thank us for dealing with the first week of December rush

• a guy sexually harassed me at work and I laughed it off but the boss had him banned from the entire mall premises

• he’s kicked people out permanently for yelling at me and coworkers

• i have a driving lesson in the middle of a shift next week and he’s coming in on his day off to cover it for me

• he buys us coffee from the local cafe every morning bc “how the fuck could we survive customers without it”

like thanks for making retail slightly less shitty bro

[violetsandshrikes]

• has started hostile warfare with the shop across from us because they’re homophobic to the sweetest barista there who came out as lesbian, so he lets her hang out with us on all her breaks and also hung up pride flags in direct view of them and overall does his best to undermine them in any way possible

[freelancerwaddledee]

your boss sounds awesome

[violetsandshrikes]

his name is Luigi which makes this 100% funnier

[anteabelle]

[windsroad]

I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy

[imp]

i love the covid vaccine i love the taste.

[swordbride]

[timeindogyears-deactivated20211]

also:

[toxicstardust]

Ok, but also:

[jam2go]

ＮＩＧＨＴＨＡＷＫＳ　⧰　２０４２

[sethwheelerphoto]

Nighthawks On a Rainy Night

[bmwkmx1]

“Nighthawks” - by Edward Hooper + inspired various media

[west-end-to-morningside]

This user is pro-movie-adaptations-of-broadway-musicals, cuz some of us don't live near a big city, or don't have the money to spare on tickets to live shows, so shut up, and let ME see it for myself you nitpicky, elitist bastards

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]