it's hemo!

Yo, it's Heather. Or Hemo. Or, that girl. Whatev. I'm on some TV show that's sorta popular. I sing, I dance, I take off my clothes - oh, wrong show. The guy with the perfect lips and hilarious impressions is mine, so hands off. ( Not really Hemo! Just part of an RPG :D )

[chord-over-deactivated20130124]

Got it. I’ll get ‘em. Do you want a sauce? Why do I do as you say again?

[dancergirlmorris]

Nope. Because you love me? 

[chord-over-deactivated20130124]

No! Heather you couldn’t be fat if you tried, please. Your abs are visible. Seriously? You’re eating much better. The way you should be. What do you want eat, babe?

[dancergirlmorris]

Okay, if you say so... umm, I kinda want hot wings. 

[chord-over-deactivated20130124]

FINE. Whatever you say. You sure have an appetite lately.. What are you feeling like eating?

[dancergirlmorris]

.... isn't that a good thing? Am I eating too much? Am I fat? 

[chord-over-deactivated20130124]

The people know their facts.

[dancergirlmorris]

WHATEVER, it's mine. I'm hungry, babe.

[dancergirlmorris]

chord-over said: I can’t imagine why.

I know, me neither. It's like people think you have a golden snake or something.

[dancergirlmorris]

Is chord hung like a horse ?

THE WORLD IS INFATUATED WITH MY BOYFRIEND'S PENIS, I CAN'T.

[yaninaferroni]

[chord-over-deactivated20130124]

Seems legit. I think I’m going to print a couple of these and send them to everyone for the holidays. Hope you girls don’t mind.

[dancergirlmorris]

... but, why.

[lctimeline]

June 16, 2012

Fan account from the Glee Live 3D movie taping

[offficemanager]

Mom and Dad are discussing their sex life on the internet...

[offficemanager]

[dancergirlmorris]

[offficemanager]

Mom and Dad are discussing their sex life on the internet...

[offficemanager]

DON’T LIE TO ME MAMA. I’m old enough to know about the birds and the bees. What do you take me for, stupid?

[dancergirlmorris]

Oh. In that case, I'll go into detail...

[offficemanager]

Mom and Dad are discussing their sex life on the internet...

Baby Girl is disturbed.

[dancergirlmorris]

No, we're not. We're talking about ...cleaning out the garage. 

[chord-over-deactivated20130124]

But you can’t, so. Sorry but I win.

[dancergirlmorris]

... actually. Really. If you think about it, I win. It's great sex, so.

[chord-over-deactivated20130124]

Whatever floats your boat, babe.

[dancergirlmorris]

Look. If I could throw you around, too, I would.

[dancergirlmorris]

 chord-over said: Pfffft. Easy.

I know, right? Totally me.

[dancergirlmorris]

 the-s4w said: Chord.

OH YEAH? 

[dancergirlmorris]

who dominates in bed you or chord?

Who do you think?

[dancergirlmorris]

Vroom Vroom || Morristreet

[dancergirlmorris]

Tagging: Who the fuck do you think?

When: Now

Where: The zoo

Notes: I ROMISE!!!!!!!!

CHORD:

“Morris babies? You’re going to be having Overstreets running around. Pfft.” He teased, trying to hold in a laugh by biting on his bottom lip. He cocked his head sideways, crossing his arms on his chest while he waited for Heather to give up her seat. As much as he trusted her with every bone in his body, he didn’t want to risk any chances. At least not today. He just wanted to get home and have a good night. Not end up getting fined for parking on the sidewalk. “Everyone says they won’t crash! But they do.” He asserted her with a nod and watched her get off. He immediately felt sorry the moment a pout appeared on the blonde’s face. Still he knew that Heather was an actress and pulling off an act wasn’t anything new. “I do, babe. I have complete faith in you. But maybe driving us home in rush hour traffic isn’t the best time  to learn stick shift.” He softened and turned to her as he strapped his seat belt on. “I love you.” He said hoping to get some good out of her. He leaned over and stole a kiss from her lips- hand on her thigh. “I’ll teach you a thing or two about stick shift tonight.” He joked when their lips parted but remained a close distance from each other. 

HEATHER:

"Oh, sounds like there's no negotiating this one. Not even a hyphen? Morris-Overstreet babies... no?" She was mostly teasing and probably would forever tease him on that front. Up until they actually had babies. She was in a playful mood, and her playful moods had been far and few in between lately. "Nope! I don't! ...knocking the side mirrors off do not count as accidents." She replied, with a firm nod. Still teasing him on the whole not having faith in her front, she was still pleased to see that he was trying to make her feel better anyway. Heather knew that driving was probably one of the things she was the worst at and she'd be more angry at herself if she actually did anything to his car than he would be with her. "I guess it's not a good time to learn," she sighed, a small smile on her face. "Love you, too." She answered, after returning the quick kiss - completely aware of the hand now on her thigh. With a smirk, she leaned closer as he moved back slightly, a hand coming to rest on his face. "I think I already know a few things about that sort of stick shift, don't you think?" With a coy smile, she reached in to press a few kisses to his lips again, before trailing along his jawline and breathing against his ear. Her hand moved from his face to rest on his inner thigh, rubbing slightly. "You know," she whispered, "I guess it's a good thing you're driving because you'll get us home fast..." Then kissed below his ear.