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styofa doing anything
Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Harmonia (@honeiee)
Harmonia Rosales repaints classic artworks to show God is a black woman
Ahead of her latest show, New World Conciousness, the painter reflects on why we must reject the stale, pale, male traditions of art
Tea: bringing people together no mater how much of an ass your nephew is when he was a kid.
This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.
I love how He is capitalized as if Drake Bell is God
not all heroes wear capes
Holy shit, this is a great idea.
This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.
I can’t stop laughing, mostly because it’s so true
I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.
i appreciate thats drastically harder then making a ‘correct’ cake
That is a goddamn FEAT of culinary engineering.
Throwback thursday to when I was like 12 and I was putting out new writing DAILY...... Like entire Chapters of my then-current wips just, over an afternoon. What the fuck was I on
Nobody:
Me, age 12, just started drinking coffee:
When you’re 12 you’re not so concerned about the quality or whether the plot is good or if you’ve got impeccable grammar. you do it to have fun and that’s it. You aren’t concerned if your monster high school au is “overdone” or if your angel/demon love story is “too cliche.” As you get older, you overthink more and more, on the plot, the premise, the characters, who will see it, everything. So the words are so much harder.
Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.
Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂
*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:
Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.
Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)
Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc
So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.
If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.
And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.
[Image Description: a photograph of a wolf in on top of a rock, looking over the forest below. In orange 3D text it says "ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX". Majestic. End ID]
“lol is everything offensive these days?”