Random Thoughts Of Beth (you’re welcome)

I know all the words to Harry Freakin Potter and that may be my biggest accomplishment in life

[filmnoirsbian]

Not to be a downer but if i had to, at 12 years old, listen to my mother tell me all the different ways men would want to hurt my body, and how i might prevent that, then i really feel like teenage boys can handle a conversation with their parents that starts “let’s talk about consent”

[dancing-wenus-blog]

Why Draco is my favorite character

When people find out Draco is my favorite they always have one of two responses “You only like him because he’s a slytherin too” or “you only like him because he’s hot” (I mean both are true but he’s Harry’s) Draco was raised in a bloodist house, was spoiled by his mother, and always tried to make his father proud. I mean yeah he is a dick growing up but that was literally all he knew, he was raised a douchebag and it shows, but through books 1-5 he sees all of the shit around him from a child’s eyes. (Warning I’m half asleep now)

In book 6 shit gets real for him, his dad is in wizard jail because wizard cops (yes that’s a AVPM reference) and Voldy is like “Yo kid kill the headmaster of your school and you’re family will be better if you don’t sorry bout it you’ll die,” Draco is like “Oh shit people are actually dying and I gotta kill or be killed cause my momma can’t live on her own” so he makes plans to kill the only headmaster who made him feel safe cause even he secretly hated Umbridge (she gets raped by centaurs btw) so he is sad cause Dumblydoor. THEN THE POOR KID SEES A DUDE DIE IN FRONT OF HIM AND THATS WHEN HE’S LIKE “WOW THATS WACK,” but now he is too far in to get out and he has to sit back and watch this shit go down he doesn’t want to be apart of any of it anymore he just wants to be a normal wizard boy, but voldy is like nah so he doesn’t even get to go to Hogwarts his 7th year which must suck. BUT then he sees Auntie B come in with Ronnie boy, Hermione,and a weird looking dude that claims to be Dudley? That’s fucked up. He gets closer and is like, “Damn this dude has some pretty ass eyes I could look in all day🥵😍,” and then realizes “OH SHIT ITS POTTER,😳” but is like, “when did potter get so fine tho🤔,” and gets thirsty for some Potter and lies to his aunt and parents so he can get that dick later on after the war🤫😏. FLASH FORWARD to the Battle of Hogwarts he sees his mans Harry dead in Hagrid’s arms and starts to cry cause he was fine and then BAM he’s alive and Draco THROWS HIS MANS HIS WAND CAUSE GOTTA PROTECT MY BABY POTTER. Then he gotta scadoodle outta that shit cause he may die now, but BOOM DADDY POTTER WON THAT SHIT, so Draco starts persuing the scarred beauty.

[dancing-wenus-blog]

Realizing in the intro of Prisoner of Askaban Harry using Lumos Maxima is inaccurate because he would’ve been in trouble for using magic outside of Hogwarts

[bansheecarol]

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

[awesome-august]

Reblogging to save a life and a gpa

[dancing-wenus-blog]

Tomatoes disappoint me

[dancing-wenus-blog]

Do parents not realize that yelling doesn’t get their point across it just makes their point louder and a little annoying?

[dancing-wenus-blog]

I don’t understand how people can think cats are evil when my cat literally follows me everywhere I go and meows at the bathroom door or bedroom door because he needs attention. They’re just floofy babies who need all the attention.

[dancing-wenus-blog]

Dear April,

The only day you supposed to be playing with my emotions is the first, stop stressing me out.

Thank you,

Every high schooler ever

[dancing-wenus-blog]

I call my parents my adults and they can't stop me. They call me their child so they're my adults.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[twerking-with-yo-grandma]

Adele got me fucked up

[dancing-wenus-blog]

People always talk about baby boomers and mellennails, but they never talk about Gen X and how a lot of them treat their Gen Z kids.

One of my best friends is more of a mother to her siblings than her mom because her mom is to busy making sure her life is hell.

Another of my best friends is in an abusive household and no one in the house gives a fuck about him, even when he attempted suicide, his mom just yelled at him.

Another broke down to me once because her dad sexually assaulted her the night before, and when we went forward to police they believed him over her because "she's a kid looking for attention"

Another is yelled at constantly for not being who her parents want her to be, is in the closet in 2019 in fear of being kicked out, has her parents religion forced down her throat and is yelled at because "you're a selfish bitch" when she looks out for herself instead of her family who treats her like shit.

This isn't okay.

[illogical-bullshit]

Men, boys, guys, males…

You are worthy of respect and love. You are not worth any less than women. You are not born sexist, or abusive, or as rapists. You are not responsible for the actions of your entire sex and you shouldn’t be held accountable for those actions. You are not “all men”, and the actions of one man do not define the other man.

You deserve to be treated like a prince, not a servant or a scapegoat.

[dancing-wenus-blog]

"Oh you're a feminist? So you think women are better than men?" Feminism is believing I am equal to a man. I don't think I'm better than men I know I am equal to them and should be treated as such.

"I believe some of feminism but I don't want to go around topless and think I'm better than men." Feminism isn't going around topless. It's knowing I am not a sexual object and should never be treated as one. And again FEMINIST IS WOMAN=MAN NOT WOMAN>MAN OR WOMAN<MAN