float on darling

Alexis. 19. DTX-ATX. "Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land amongst the stars."

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

can’t wait to be married in a fucked up sort of double housewife situation

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

nobody makes the money all we do is cook dinner

[asociate]

waiter: how’s your meal? shakira: it’s wonderful thanks shakira’s hips: she hates it shakira: son of a

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you  hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

[ahsadler]

i have a degree in criminal justice and i can tell you this works 100% of the time

[slowheart]

love women who dont subscribe to modesty like at all… when someone tells them they’re good at something and they like “yeah i am” “i know” that’s so hot

[bled]

[noheartgirl]

[neckkiss]

Annie Hall (1977)

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[evermore-fashion]

Favourite Designs: Teuta Matoshi ‘Magenta’ Haute Couture Gowns

[qvotext]

Rupi Kaur; milk and honey

[toastbutteregg]

[poisonseaurchins]

[whatjanesays]

Are Wednesdays just gonna be like this in 2021?

So far:

January 6th - The Capitol gets stormed during the Electoral College vote certification … and the idiot rioters liveblog it

January 13th - Trump gets impeached … for the 2nd time

January 20th - Biden is sworn in as the President … somehow the least interesting thing on this list

January 27th - A subreddit bankrupted a hedge fund by … buying all the GameStop stocks

What’s in store for us on February 3rd?

Tune in next week to find out!

[halloweenskellington]

reblog to have this spoopy dancing ghost on ur blog

[nrthuldraa]

[odonianpoet]

[nevver]

[nevver]

Boom, Greg Krehel