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but they love you, over and over, they love you | professional nerd, recreational dweeb

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[fruitgravies]

the failure(s); the many loves of the vampire lestat

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[veryintricaterituals]

Daniel: hey what's up you guys!!! My boyfriend wants to tell you a bit of gossip, it's his first time on camera in 500 years so you BETTER be nice. Okay, you go baby

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[melongifts]

They dont even know im having a category 10 blorbo event

[fishpondfish]

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

[fairycosmos]

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

[kipperlillycopperkettle]

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

[segamascott]

shawty's like a malady in my head

[clerkrard]

are there any readers 📚 😏 in the audience 👥 🎤 tonight? 🌃 have you come across THIS 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ bodice ripper?🧛 😒 dubbed an IRRITATING HOAX 🙄 bound for flash 💥 in the pan 🍳 status by vanity fair? 💖 and a thoong 🩲 bustingg 🤯 steamy 🌫️ beach read ⛱️ for the cocksucking 🫦 fire island set by OUT MAGAZINE? 🏳️‍🌈 well WE are the tribute band 💁🎸 🥁 spawned from this literary ✨ mountaintop. 🗻 unless of course 🤷 louis de pointe du lac 🤭 was interviewed by a two ✌️ time pulitzer-prize-winning mortal in dubai 😒 AND I ☝️ AM 🤯 ACTUALLY ✨ THE TOXIC ☠️ BITCH ‼️ ANXIOUSLY ATTACHED 😟 show pony 🐎 ✨ with a peRSONALITY DISORDERRRE 🤸 💃called LESTAT!!! 💪‼️any vampire truthers out theeere? 🦇 ⚰️ 🤘 STANS of 🇮 🇼 🇹 🇻 we have a very special guest in the audience tonight...😊 please FOLLOW ☝️ my FINGERR 🐍 to the FRENCH 🇫🇷 BENGALI 🇧🇩 SMOKESHOW 💨 🪩 😳 🫵 can we get a TORCH 🔦

[skyrigel]

[vamplire]

my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow was my waitress

[ldrloversblog]

Daniel calling Armand friendless and a shitty dad who abandons his kid

[i-am-a-fish]

my boobs are watered and my crops couldn't be more bountiful. the world is my oyster, life is a highway, and I'm gonna ride it all night long

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[dyke-o-matic]