problems on purpose

hi im goose im a 25+ year old bastard that went to culinary school. i am going to be so normal about my interests. 🦢 they/them 🦢

[sneakyspades]

[goldensunset]

my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[girlballs]

Tumblr is awesome.

[phantomrose96]

Reddit is not always sending their best

[phantomrose96]

[phantomrose96]

*holds myself back from posting this with the same shaking restraint as a comic book superhero who has sworn off killing*

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[anarchistmemedistro]

[dramaticpokemonpictures]

Rest in peace Akihiro Miwa (1935-2026)

I haven't seen anyone talking about this and just wanted to make a quick post on here.

Akihiro Miwa recently passed away peacefully june 20th, and was not only a drag queen and a queer icon, but also the japanese voice of Arceus in the movie Arceus and the jewel of life, as well as the witch from Howl's moving castle and Moro from Princess Mononke.

Rest in peace and thank you for the wonderfull impact you made in this world.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[tpwrtrmnky]

Fucking incredible that this is the first example they used lmao

[bunnygirlpaws]

the last one is pretty funny too

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: How to wrap perfectly standard triangular bipyramid zongzi (cr丁丁美食)

[lesbianshepard]

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

[lesbianshepard]

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.

[menherafag]

[cathode-ray-rube]

You, dragonborn: becomes archmage in three days, cant even use magic, screams at a dragon killing it instantly. Eat only the finest cheeses and picture of health. Everyone loves you

Me, nerevarine: riddled with disease, drinking swill and rat piss lost in a blight storm near a volcano while a disgraced god whispers into my brain, constantly assailed by cliff racers and ash ghouls, just to find and kneecap a mages guild member that wont pay his dues. Not even sure if im an actual member or just a thug for them. sometimes using magic makes me faint. Everyone hates me and many actively are trying to kill me

[importantcatpics]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

[thirstkanaphan]

[bettyrightnow]

if i was a celebrity i would try out all my popular rpf pairings irl to see if you freaks are onto anything