problems on purpose

hi im goose im a 25+ year old bastard that went to culinary school. i am going to be so normal about my interests. 🦢 they/them 🦢

[sneakyspades]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[fionn-o-nassus]

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Hi congrats on having an uncut penis, can I see it?

I’m just a whore to you people

[mimeo-tan]

everything is a recession indicator because capitalist economies are always in recession

[ohcorny]

folks, you'll never believe what generated naturally in vintage story tonight

[skrambled]

[ohcorny]

actually it's a

[bugbeast]

[tabloidsores]

YouTube clickbait thumbnail about "The rise and fall of Hsu Hao, Tumblr's most TRAGIC blogger"

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

When did i rise

[klapollo]

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

[klapollo]

Outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite grows to more than 1,000 cases

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

[quietwingsinthesky]

most annoying thing in the world when horror movies rely on the jumpscare chord to spook you when objectively the same scene without a loud noise shouting at you would be way scarier

[quietwingsinthesky]

yeah that creepy little girl moving through the shadows in the background was scary. i didn’t need you to tell me that by yelling at me.

[wizardarchetypes]

person just walked in to my summer job and saw matcha kitkats and said “wow! matcha kitkats? do you think i’d like these?” so i said, “well, have you ever had matcha?” and they said, “eugck, yes, i hated it!” i said, “well then i thiiinkkkk i can make an educated guess hahaha ☝️🙂” and they looked at me like i was the stupidest person alive.

[0v9]

thank you for your addition joe

[0v9]

[blondie-in-the-zone-deactivated]

[psychotrope777]

fuck it really has like almost the exact cadence

[sneakyspades]

does anyone have any recommendations for ankle/foot ice packs, like for plantar fasciitis? its been kinda kicking my ass the past few days + surgical swelling is still hanging around. ive been looking at a few online but im not sure what to get

[openingadoor]

[caststrat]

very funny bit happening in the replies

[markovchaingang]

the fifth rule of gun safety is that rules 1 through 4 can be safely ignored if you're trying to shoot someone's dog

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

[markovchaingang]

the fifth rule of gun safety is that rules 1 through 4 can be safely ignored if you're trying to shoot someone's dog