problems on purpose

hi im goose im a 25+ year old bastard that went to culinary school. i am going to be so normal about my interests. 🦢 they/them 🦢

[sneakyspades]

[sparrowlucero]

i wish more stuff looked like that season of doctor who where they were smearing vaseline on the camera

[sparrowlucero]

the noticeable overexposure of the film coupled with the tactile "ugliness" of the environments and costumes looks so good to me. genuinely dreamy

[shamebats]

Since there is a wave of anti-birth control propaganda, this is your reminder that the birth coontrol pill was responsible for 30% more women graduating with college degrees between 1970-1990

[cwicseolfor]

Also a whole lot of people need it to hold down a job or stay in school regardless of reproductive risk: it offers menstrual control. It can be the difference between debilitating, bedbound periods and normal function. It’s medicine. It’s also very cheap to produce and returns soooo many thousands of dollars to the economy for every dollar it costs, so don’t let anyone make a false financial argument about it.

[foone]

yesterday I learned from a blusky post that there's an interactive fiction game called Gnome Ranger where you play as a gnome, and the game puts a g before EVERY WORD STARTING WITH N.

They even continue the joke into the hint manual

;;== indicates a message gnot needed because all NPCs can talk. ; ; Messages are of the form: [ gnumber : text ] ; comment ; They must be in gnumeric order, but gaps are allowed in the gnumber ; sequence, of course. ;

and the source code

[victusinveritas]

Long Live the Fighters! May they find many shiny things and make a rich profit from greedy corporations.

[hunter-rodrigez]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just enjoy cola generally why do people want me to choose a brand

[vixen-flame]

you already did choose a brand, calling it cola 🙄

[what-even-is-thiss]

And which brand is that? RC cola? Shasta cola? Jones cola? Red rock cola?

[vixen-flame]

We both know cola is Coca-Cola. Stop being facetious

[what-even-is-thiss]

Your view of cola is extremely narrow and I do not agree with it or accept it

[another-silly-birb]

Coke is coca-cola,

Pepsi is pepsi-cola

Cola is generic cola

Hi i work in a bar and these are terms i have to legally use!

[the-haiku-bot]

Hi i work in a

bar and these are terms i have

to legally use!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[heated-blanket]

RIP bozo status pending

[preyanimal]

love love love this

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

[megacarapa]

ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves

back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore

if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??

[megacarapa]

don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM

so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!

this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together

and then in the end you put it together like this!!

and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy

EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[kropotkindersurprise]

woops!

[longhorned]

never join a local trans group in proximity to a naval base

[pianosmasher]

Muffin Man: the original doxxing victim

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone

[monidoll]

organisms commonly known by their binomial name with the genus name abbreviated:

T. rex

E. coli

[aegishjalmur]

M. bison

[doggirlpaws]

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged