problems on purpose

hi im goose im a 25+ year old bastard that went to culinary school. i am going to be so normal about my interests. 🦢 they/them 🦢

[sneakyspades]

[markovchaingang]

the fifth rule of gun safety is that rules 1 through 4 can be safely ignored if you're trying to shoot someone's dog

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

[markovchaingang]

the fifth rule of gun safety is that rules 1 through 4 can be safely ignored if you're trying to shoot someone's dog

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

[uesp]

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[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

[adamsmasher]

Torterra.....

[theaceoffours]

[yourfavoriteshowsscreencaps]

Cartoon Cowboy Boy NAmed Beebbop Di Beppo. His Signater Cactch Phrase: “Hah… Guess I Shotcha”

[anarcho-catboyism]

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

[enki2]

[bonivers]

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

thanks for ruining my post jackass

[chronically-ill-dandy]

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[shocktherapyrecipient]

It’s the fact that

1) OP made a post that seemed interactive but then

2) Did NOT want anyone to actually engage

I remember tumblr at the time. It wouldn’t have changed OP’s post so lmao big L for OP making it weird

But best of all:

Most people didn’t realize there WAS a response until this fuckin UFO went by.

Nature is ✨️Beautiful✨️

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[soulindisarray]

Original handwritten lyrics, Psycho Killer by Talking Heads, c.1975.

[duchessvongooseberg]

david byrne tryna figure out how the fuck u spell "qu'est-ce que c'est":

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

[katlovesshrimps]

shee getss clif. I call her puffy. Puppy cuz she gets cliffy in my. Ford. 🔴🐶 BIG