problems on purpose

hi im goose im a 25+ year old bastard that went to culinary school. i am going to be so normal about my interests. 🦢 they/them 🦢

[sneakyspades]

[katlovesshrimps]

Hi! Professional barista here. So the reason cold coffee is more bitter than hot coffee is because the coffee doesn't like being cold so when you get it cold it gets sad and angry. Happy coffee tastes better than unhappy coffee. Hope this helps!

fuuuuck I have so much to learn about this world

[elderscrollsconceptart]

[pleuvoire]

let's start killing people

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[dick-hardboiled]

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

[dick-hardboiled]

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

[goldensunset]

[elderscrollsconceptart]

"BREAKING: Obsidian Entertainment is making a big pivot as part of the Xbox restructuring. It has laid off a quarter of its staff, canceled a planned sequel to Avowed, and is now beginning work on a new Fallout game, according to people familiar with the plans"

Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier.bsky.social)

BREAKING: Obsidian Entertainment is making a big pivot as part of the Xbox restructuring. It has laid off a quarter of its staff, canceled a

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[rupurteblr]

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

[the-uncanny-dag]

Some of the ones I've accumulated

[theonion]

Audibly whispering “no, no, no” as his mind flashed back to the toiletry item he had neglected to retrieve amid his exit from the Los Angeles Lakers, NBA superstar LeBron James reportedly panicked Wednesday upon remembering that he had left a brand-new stick of deodorant in his locker. “Oh, shit, my deodorant!” said James, lamenting that the stick of Mountain Spring-scented Tom’s of Maine had cost him in excess of $9 and that he had only used it “two, maybe three times” before departing Crypto.com Arena for the final time.

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[natalieironside]

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

[depsidase]

[haunted-hideaway]

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

[important-animal-images]

[eeveestho]

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[callmebliss]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

[macleod]

I've seen this passed around a few times, and I have one thing to say:

It's online. The book was carefully and wonderfully recreated online by hand. You can find it here. The entire book is this easy.

calculusmadeeasy.org

[tockthewatchdog]