problems on purpose

hi im goose im a 25+ year old bastard that went to culinary school. i am going to be so normal about my interests. 🦢 they/them 🦢

[sneakyspades]

[thiscatdraws]

Toriel in my MLP AU! Of course she’s a goat lol

[betweendoctorsanddetectives]

huh !

[were-ralph]

HELLO???

[i-am-an-atomic-bomb]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have never seen this type of annotation before on wikipedia in my life

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

happy 4th of july

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[colorado-rockies-official]

you come into our house and say something so brave and true

[cowboyhatesithere]

250 years and most native tribal groups continue to not be federally recognized. Embarrassing!

[cowboyhatesithere]

Hey so a small thing that literally everyone who sees this is capable of is correcting any “used to” statements about native people in this country.

“Native people used to live in this National Park” No. They still do.

“Native people used to tell these stories-” No. They still do.

“Native people used to use this plant as a natural remedy-” No. They still do.

Better yet, familiarize yourself with the tribes local to you. Odds are, they do not yet have federal recognition. You can still read the stories they have to share, you can share their ongoing battle for recognition with others, you can sign petitions and spread the word to others to do so as well. But do something.

[rs-hawk]

We are not contained between the pages of history books. We are still a real Peoples who are living, breathing and fighting for our descendants to know who they are the same way our ancestors fought for us to know who we are. Don’t let the propaganda that we’re a dying race, or that we’re already gone, fool you.

Anyway, happy “Independence Day”

[butchboromir]

this is how some people on here talk about punk

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[homeofhousechickens]

Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.

[obsequist]

What’s CNC

Cookies n cream babie

[captain-price-returns]

Trump watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

[kropotkindersurprise]

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

we're all laughing but this is a very serious issue, hitting a stack of books into your penis is a short step from slamming it in car doors.

[warcrimesimulator]

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

Sand pipers running very quickly together as it is their typical behavior. They stick together because they are small but together they are a swarm and swarms can be speedy; it is their greatest trait apart from their uncanny ability to find treats in the sands

[elcorhamletlive]

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

[primaius]

[captain-price-returns]

STEPHANOPOULOS: The president has repeatedly claimed vandals cut a 350 foot gash in the pool. That claim is echoed in a legal filing by your department. What evidence do you have?

BURGUM: Ah, well we have the actual cuts that were made

STEPHANOPOULOS: There's a 350 foot gash?

BURGUM: Well it's multiple gashes that add up to 350 feet

LMAO

[captain-price-returns]

STEPHANOPOULOS: He promised it would be fixed for under $2 million. It's already cost more than $15 million with a no bid contract. The pool is going to be drained and you're putting out solicitations for new bids. So the pool is not fixed right now, is it?

BURGUM: Well it's fixed in the sense that it's no longer leaking 45,000 gallons a day

[captain-price-returns]

BASH: But it peeled off. Why did that happen?

BURGUM: It didn't peel off. There was vandalism. There was box cutters. There have been 7 arrests.

BASH: There are photographs of people cutting a 350 foot gash in the reflecting pool?

BURGUM: Dana, I'm not sure why you keep questioning it

The party told you to reject yadda yadda yadda

[captain-price-returns]

Trump watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News