[evermore-fashion]

Paolo Sebastian ‘Moonlight Serenade’ Fall 2022 Haute Couture Collection

[dankmemeuniversity]

[guooey]

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

[guooey]

Actually you are so right.......

[harvestheart]

Puppy in cozy, toasty warm, comfort.  Taken into the flock. 

[toastbutteregg]

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[faggotjonesss]

[ironwoman359]

Help I’m dying laughing

[unbotheredmuse]

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

[trailerparkhardcore]

Suction warlock

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

don the piss robe

[macklemorehentai-deactivated201]

+6 stealth -8 charisma

[iamoutofideas]

pisslord

[shabootyisland]

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again

[toastbutteregg]

[writterings]

dude what is this

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

History

[oparnoshoshoi]

I thought we were all flopping our schmeat out in honor of the great ape. You're telling me that it was a call to violence, and I'm just standing here with my Anthony Weiner flapping in the breeze?

[everythingfox]

(via)

[sickhumor]

Dad of 4 Girls Tweets Hilarious Conversations With His Daughters

[vivifromloona]

[blairwitchapologist]

my trauma makes me mean to people but okay

genuinely can’t tell if this is a joke but if it isn’t then congratulations on sending me the absolute funniest message i’ve ever gotten on here

[turnipwizard-deactivated2024030]

ummmmmm… hi 😳 *unleashes the terror*

[dianaprinceownsmyass]

have y'all seen demi adejuyigbe's review of twilight on letterboxd

I'm weeping

[incorrectwot]

Birgitte: A guardian angel is like, this friend who follows you around and makes sure you don't get into trouble and loves you with all their heart.

Elayne: Oh, so like you.

Birgitte: Nah I'm just a bloody babysitter