i’d get my knees dirty for your garden🐝

[gymthyme]

small steps every day 💪🏽

[lesbiantiana]

if you hug me hard enough I make a squeaky toy sound

[fragmentsofemily]

dont believe me? only one way for you to find out

[cheltrei]

[saltycathy]

[itscolossal]

Realistic Pillows Sculpted from Blocks of White Marble by Håkon Anton Fagerås

[secreterces-charlie]

Please no–

[catchymemes]

[capacity]

I’ve been looking for this post bc this is how I’ve felt for months now

[theshittyfoodblog]

The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa

[trashboat]

were you cooking this in the sewer

[impaled]

Chernobyl fleshlight

[nokia-princess]

This that fallout new vegas cuisine

[psychedelic--nightmares]

Silent Hill pussy type beat

[b-salamander-deactivated2023021]

the additions to this post got even more worst since my last reblog

[unamusedsloth]

Unnecessary Explosions.

[ughstuffandthings]

Absolutely necessary*

[devybear99]

This is the fucking best

[fleurison-deactivated20190824]

may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct

[martindykewood]

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

[soothenerves]

find myself listening to music i loved years ago and i realize i still am her

[whitepeopletwitter]

[metalocalypse-but-its-just-toki]

pickles’ accent is probably one of the best things to ever happen

[putridtooth]

Quality dethklok lyrics 

bonus: 

[doodilydingdongdethklok]

[approvers]

[beckycore]

two years ago today… The Man was born.