Matcha lattes and dandelions

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[dandeborg]

to everyone coming to my askbox and/or tagging me in posts asking for money for any reason: do this and you will be blocked.

I do not trust you. you sound like a scammer, a bot, or a scamming bot, and I wont even bother looking at the rest of the message or your blog. no matter what, you will be blocked and reported.

do not come to me asking for money.

I do not trust you.

[evesbeve]

Sir these are my emotional support turtles

[tmnt]

The concept art for Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is cooler than we could’ve imagined 🐢

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[ectoimp]

[fabuloustrash05]

This episode killed me

[konoko]

[cygnahime]

Hanahaki disease is a psychosomatic illness. It's a thing that your body does in response to stress over constantly repressing/concealing your feelings in settings with high background magic. It's like you've been ignoring pain for a long time and suddenly your vision starts going dark, because your affected body is just YANKING on random alerts trying to get you to PAY ATTENTION there is a PROBLEM. Yes the flowers do really exist. So do non-magical psychosomatic symptoms. The flowers aren't special.

This does of course open up the trope to options for non-romantic concealed feelings. Which I think is great. There is something viscerally satisfying about the person who seems so outwardly chipper coughing and hacking and spitting up Depression Flowers so now everyone has to know they're hurting. Isn't there?

[dandeborg]

nickelodeon should bring back rottmnt for my birthday, all 5 remaining seaons, because I've been so well behaved I deserve that treat ◕ᆺ◕

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

[wakebymoonsleepbysun]

"friends with benefits" as if friendship isn't its own benefit 🥺

[jpbol]

plague doctor and medieval beekeeper frolicking

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[kosmogrl]

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[clowniconography]

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

[dandeborg]

good night