mr clown daddy

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[s0upjuice]

barnyard pals

[thedailygoat]

[lovinglystar]

I have time manipulation powers when I'm high

[dandelionclown]

@tekras-iszovh started following you

what's up motherfucker, thanks for the follow. :o)

[dandelionclown]

#''= what's up though. for real =''

not much homie, just got home from a bit of my motherfuckin side hustle.

PROLLY GONNA KICK BACK WITH SOME WICKED ELIXIR.

watch videos about shit i ain’t actually care about til i go to sleep.

THE USUAL.

[ft-rj]

"= ha. as if that isn't the mood. sometimes. the videos ="

"= what's the side hustle. lemme in on the details. ="

[dandelionclown]

getting in a shady ass van and selling ice cream to peeps.

I ALSO GOT A SECRET MOTHERFUCKING MENU. :o)

[dandelionclown]

ooc; Sorry in advance for the wonky post trimming. I’m having issues with xkit and I’m not totally sure how to fix them.

[dandelionclown]

@sea-m0nster started following you

SUP MOTHERFUCKER.

i dunno why this dumbass website ain't letting me ping ya. >:o(

OH MOTHERFUCKING WELL I GUESS.

what's shaking, homie?

[dandelionclown]

@parumnimiumque started following you

sup homeslice what's good with you?

[parumnimiumque]

oh! that's fair, if you don't like talking to people!

but no, i'm not a mormon, but i just haven't! either no one around has one or i've just never had the opportunity! cars weren't around very much the last time i had friends. ]:

[dandelionclown]

WHEN WAS THAT?

[dandelionclown]

@jadeyharls started following you

SUP MOTHERFUCKER.

what's good on this most miraculous saturday?

[dandelionclown]

DAMN, SORRY TO HEAR THAT HOMIE.

fighting with the fam always is a motherfuckin headache.

I'M AIGHT, GOT SOME CASH TONIGHT AND JUST ROLLED UP HOME.

can't be too motherfuckin mad about that. :o)

[dandelionclown]

@crepuxulum started following you

sup my homie ryda what is good up in this bitch today?

[dandelionclown]

YEAH?

silly like clown silly or silly like this shit is motherfuckin dumb silly?

[dandelionclown]

@tekras-iszovh started following you

what's up motherfucker, thanks for the follow. :o)

[dandelionclown]

#''= what's up though. for real =''

not much homie, just got home from a bit of my motherfuckin side hustle.

PROLLY GONNA KICK BACK WITH SOME WICKED ELIXIR.

watch videos about shit i ain’t actually care about til i go to sleep.

THE USUAL.

[dandelionclown]

@tekras-iszovh started following you

what's up motherfucker, thanks for the follow. :o)

[ft-rj]

"= sup . yeah not much. why ya asking, ha. ="

[dandelionclown]

CAUSE IT'S POLITE TO ASK A MOTHERFUCKER WHAT'S UP.

[cryptobro-deactivated20221229]

nothing like your in-laws to be calling you to ask if the kid can come over and just saying no before hanging up

[dandelionclown]

I WAS WONDERING WHY THEY WAS BLOWING UP MY MOTHERFUCKING PHONE.

i kept letting it go to voice mail haha. :o)

[dandelionclown]

they said if you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.

WELL IT'S MOTHERFUCKING TRUE.

if you got a sugar daddy paying for you and you can be doing passion projects for fun.

LIKE MY MOTHERFUCKING ICE CREAM TRUCK.

love driving around and selling the goods to both kids and adults alike. ;o)

[dandelionclown]

CAN I HELP YOU, MOTHERFUCKER?

[dandelionclown]

@parumnimiumque started following you

sup homeslice what's good with you?

[parumnimiumque]

the heat doesn't bother me much, i just don't like the light! i prefer the dark! ..what do you mean, your face? can you take your face off?

i hope driving is fun for you! i don't think i've ever been in a modern vehicle yet.

[dandelionclown]

OH, I MEAN MY FACE LIKE MAKEUP.

motherfuckin clown paint.

I USUALLY LIKE TO WEAR IT WHEN I'M OUT CAUSE IT MAKES PEOPLE NOT WANNA MOTHERFUCKING TALK TO ME. :o)

you ain't been in a car?

WHAT ARE YOU, A MORMON?

[dandelionclown]

@tekras-iszovh started following you

what's up motherfucker, thanks for the follow. :o)

[dandelionclown]

@jadeyharls started following you

SUP MOTHERFUCKER.

what's good on this most miraculous saturday?