Just remembered that in the coming months my partner may be hosting another party and got *very* excited at the prospect of finally getting the chance to beat the tar out of a bunch of of their friends.
I feel like I should add, this is all completely consensual. We are a group of trannys and fags with far too much energy, and a propensity to get physical when any emotion runs high (ask @dandelions-could-never about their reaction to having a crush on me) so a good way to work it off is a melee of some description, properly supervised and regulated.
This is true. We organize duels as many of us own prop swords
Also the crush comment is uncalled for
