damnelgort:
I do get you. Because we’re bro soulmates. Bromates. If they ever do make a full on horror movie about him, I feel like we should have the starring roles. Just because all of our childhood trauma over him basically makes us a shoe in. Plus it will be the perfect outlet to let go of our fears and finally face him. Sure just bust in any time of the day. Just be cautious because I don’t know what kind of things you’ll see and I don’t want to scare you forever. So at least knock first. We’ve officially become crazy dog parents. It’s gotten to the point where Saoirse was in Target shopping for one of our friend’s children for a birthday party and she actually came home with baby clothes for the dog. Yes, you do. You’re officially the Joey to our Monica and Chandler. We’ll even build a special Joey room for you.
alright, alright. you’re definitely right. someone needs to make this happen. horror movie about slappy starring you and me. let’s get this into production asap. though, can’t guarantee i won’t jump into your arms like a giant baby. i’m definitely, definitely going to knock. and text several times. and call. because i do not want to be walking in on something i wish i hadn’t seen. and i don’t doubt that i would if i didn’t call ahead. she would though. tell her to stop spoiling her because her uncle timmy has to spoil her. i’m alright with being joey. no need for a whole room either, i’ll just chill in the corner as long as i have a blanket and some snacks.













