lucy in the sky with diamonds

best know for being harambe in sing charleton graduate

[taroneagleton]

txt ↦ model status

Taron: soooooo i got a dog right, and rumor has it you have dogs as well.

Taron: what i'm thinking is

Taron: hear me out

Taron: doggy play date

[taroneagleton]

text message ➝ kingsman👀🔥

brandon: fun fact, totally meant to text you like thirty five million years ago however, i think you left a shirt here at my place. i'm assuming that it's yours because style isn't mine and it looks like a you shirt.

brandon: this is me kind of judging your style but in a KIND way, ya feel?

taron: holy shit i hope it's my jaws shirt. i've been looking for it everywhere. also a 'me' shirt? what does that mean? my style is fine, thank you. also it's just a tshirt, it's not like i was dressed fancy or anything

taron: is there really something wrong with my style this isn't okay

[taroneagleton]

im the worse but i really miss you all and i really need some cheering up and motivation so that being said

like this or comment or whatever and i’ll hit u up for some plots/texts/chats or whatever your heart desires because i miss taron and i need motivation to start stuff with him

[kittyflanders]

[x]

[taroneagleton]

TaronEgerton: i just ordered myself a feast. thank you papa johns

[taroneagleton]

TaronEgerton: should i post another picture of my dog

[johnparri]

Robin Hood (Otto Bathurst, 2018).

[taroneagleton]

🌟

🌟 …someone my muse trusts.

Donald Glover. He’s my dude bro.

@dnldglover

[taroneagleton]

TheRock: You need help young man, you really do, @TaronEgerton.

TaronEgerton: @TheRock you're right.

[taroneagleton]

TheRock: Where exactly are you putting the cigarette, @TaronEgerton?

TaronEgerton: @TheRock in my mouth? so i can smoke it?

[taroneagleton]

TaronEgerton: cigarettes aren't dangeous if you smoke them with a condom on

[taroneagleton]

💕😒 🔥💀👻💘

💕 …someone my muse loves. 

I’m quite fond of Lucy Boyton

😒 …someone my muse hates.

Currently? Shay Mitchell. Don’t make fun of my sex dreams.

🔥…someone my muse would die for.

Gah, my mum? Definitely my mum

💀 …someone my muse would kill for.

He’d never need me to, but I’d kill for Jason Momoa. I’ve never met him or anything but like, I’d kill for him.

👻 …someone my muse considers a best friend.

This is really hard to answer right now because someone is being a douche. But other than tonight, Shay is usually on the list.

💘 …someone my muse has a crush on.

Oh man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. No. Not gonna answer that

@lucboynton @sxmitchell

[taroneagleton]

txt ↦ aphrodite

Shay: you have a dream fucking E.T. too? alien fucker

Shay: bet he ripped you in half. smh

Taron: i'm never telling you anything ever again

Taron: you're probably having sex dreams about the fucking transformers

Taron: don't call me out

[taroneagleton]

txt ↦ aphrodite

Shay: you started it, shrek fucker. i hope he came in your eye..

Shay: had you crying like when you cut open an onion

Shay: taron's onion cum tears

Taron: new phone who dis

Taron: this is so sad.... alexa play all around me are familiar faces

[taroneagleton]

txt ↦ aphrodite

Shay: did he eat your ass like an onion?

Taron: i regret telling you anything. bye

Taron: you're blocked

[taroneagleton]

[ text ➠ idiot 🙄🤘🏻 ]

Timothée: she definitely loves you

Timothée: oh my god ! um, can you please dress her up as a bee? i think that would be so cute 😩😩

Taron: who knows WHY

Taron: oh heck yes i can. one of these days shes going to see a bee and try to kiss it and it's going to sting her. half of her things are bees.

[taroneagleton]

txt ↦ aphrodite

Taron: one time i had a sex dream about shrek in human form

Taron: please dont tell anyone this