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curseworm

my guardian angel just fingers herself all day 😑 girl help me

crunchbuttsteak

My heart goes out to the 27 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.

blunttheking

Once again all you have to offer is thoughts and prayers. Smh

prismatic-bell

There’s a ligma outbreak, and this is all you can do???

grimthetransman

What’s ligma? Is there a donation thing?

prismatic-bell

Ligma BALLS

crunchbuttsteak

My heart goes out to the 28 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.

guerrillatech

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transjinako

I think we should remove the concept of deconstruction from literary analysis no one knows how to use it right

transjinako

How about you deconstruct some pussy

drag-on-dra-goon

lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023

Oh I'm about to blow this whole case wide open

Facts:

The COVID vaccine needs to be kept about 40 degrees colder than regular vaccines

Dippin Dots is the only company with a nationwide distribution system that operates at those temperatures, and as such, they are being consulted in how to distribute the vaccine and may wind up just doing it themselves

Extrapolations:

If Dippin Dots is the only company with a distribution system cold enough for the vaccine, that means other ice cream companies DON'T operate cold enough for the vaccine

From there, we can reasonably conclude that dippin dots need to be stored at colder temperatures than other ice creams

If normal ice cream needs to be stored at the temperature of your freezer, Dippin Dots would need to be stored at temperatures colder than your freezer

Therefore, most people would not be able to buy Dippin Dots in bulk, only in single servings to be eaten right then and there

Furthermore, retailers would have to have separate, more powerful and more costly freezers for Dippin Dots

Conclusion:

A higher operating cost for a product that people only buy in single servings to eat right then and there rather than in bulk isn't a worthwhile investment, unless your business model is already selling single servings to eat right then and there. This is why you only ever see them at the god damn zoo.

lastvalyrian

chonkyfroggy

*hits button violently*

Exodus ch 8

sky high but it’s about being gay

ronwilsonbusdriver

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

sinothetimes

I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it's just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.

beammeupsenpai

im a native english speaker and i have no idea what half of those words are

bipirate

hey is brian ok

dacuslucy

so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!

(listen with headphones if possible!)

(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)

lynati

YES PERFECT EXCELLENT. THANK YOU FOR THIS!! I got literal chills listening to it and I’ve only had that happened in response to a handful of songs in my life, and it’s a feeling I adore, so *dumps a bucket of kudos at your feet*

beowulfstits-archive-deactivate

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

therothwoman

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

leda74

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

nightmigrations

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

slaughtermetals

there’s so much beauty in the world.

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filmnoirsbian

As a lesbian i will always relate more to trans women than cishet women. Made to feel disgusting and predatory in women's spaces? Check. Berated and mocked for our relation to sexuality and womanhood? Check. Hated for our "deviancy from the norm"? Check. Every single essay about womanhood by a trans woman--and especially, especially by trans wlw--has spoken more to me than anything written by a cis straight woman ever could. T*rfs can take that to the bank.

pantlesshero

also, may I add because it's not just the negative stuff. there's so much positive connection:

gender euphoria experiences with a self determined approach to womanhood, attraction and sexuality

celebration of bodies beyond the norm

creating our own culture of appreciating complex and intertwined expressions of gender and sexuality

destigmatization and newfound respect of and for our bodies

true sisterhood based on choice not force

the inherent revolutionary nature of our existence and our love and community

creating space for exploration of pleasure and identity

countsuckula

These posts were fundamental in my coming out as a woman and hopefully someone else will see them and see the overflowing love and acceptance that is waiting for them too.