THE CARE AND FEEDING OF NIGHTMARES

37 they/them autistic goth turbonerd artist. I like skulls and viddy games.

[baenling]

hello! and welcome to my this.

a quick intro: this is my tunblr. i mostly reblog shitposts. things are mostly kept sfw within plausible deniability. i try to tag as much as possible.

i am: in my late-30s, nonbinary, autistic, queer, and tired! if you are here for my art, i love you and also i am sorry. i like nerd shit and nature shit. and also other stuff. like skulls and horror. and pokemon. i guess that's nerd shit. fuck

basic rules for me and you:

1. its my blog i post what i want. don't like? 👍 hit da back button 2. be nice or die. 💋 3. i am doing my best. I will try to assume you are as well. ok 👍

some links:

about me

art tag

commissions (closed, womp womp)

ko-fi

charging thunder (ffxiv rp)

pokedex tcg about

LATELY:

🎞 Watching: pokemon anime season 3 (we in johto BABEYYYY!!!! SHOW ME DA HOUNDOURS!)

🎶Listening: skindred - you got this

📚Reading: too stressed, forgot how to read

🎮Playing: star citizen (my referral code), pokemon go (moots can dm for friend code. i do not want to doxx myself lol), pokemon black (workin on the elite 4)

🍖Eating: toast and also shit

🥤Drinking: my weight in iced coffee

[orcboxer]

the unenlightened man of the flesh, upon seeing a voluptuous baddie: this makew my dick hard

the intellectual pervert: this make my BRAIN hard

[lokaror]

THE STONE GOLEM:

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[radatav]

[s0ur-kand1]

iron lung directors commentary where markplier is in the top left corner narrating like he's controlling himself in a video game when

[alolan-acerby]

Gundam rogue orbit looks like they assembled a team of scientists to create a game that has the looks of ai generated result in a google search but also without any of the pesky ‘themes’ and ‘politics’ that got in the way of unlocking the franchise’s true potential. It looks like what I picture in my head for Anthem or any EoS’d live service game in the last 5 years

In reality it was probably a decent mecha game green-lit when AC6 was announced and hastily rebranded with a V-fin. It’ll probably have alright gameplay, but I don’t look forward to another spinoff embarrassed to look like anime, and marketed to techwear sneakerheads who try to flip MG Barbatos for 200 bucks on Facebook marketplace.

[greelin]

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

[funny-tik-toks]

[crunchbuttsteak]

If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[lookingforsarahjay]

Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.

[crunchbuttsteak]

I’d have three nickels.

[merry-kuroo]

What is a Snape Wife? Someone fill me in on all these Harry Potter cults 😂

[iamthecraftmaster]

Snape wives (or as they called themselves, Snapeists) were an online cult made mostly of middle-aged women who believed the following

Severus Snape is an omniscient, unkillable entity residing on the astral plane.

Snape is the one true god.

Snape possessed JKR to write the Harry Potter books, but she got several things wrong; most importantly Snape dying.

The spirit of Snape abandoned JKR because she wasn’t good enough for him and created the Snapists instead.

Snape chose several Snapists that have a special connection with him to lead his religion.

Snapists can serve Snape by marrying him and becoming sister-wives (there was lots of debate on if they could have boyfriends/husbands other than Snape in the real world).

Snape contacts his followers who are worthy, both in dreams and by possessing real life people.

To be worthy of Snape, you need to be… basically a tradwife. Obey Snape in all things, never question him, don’t be independent, be pretty, be thin, only have feminine hobbies, etc.

The snapewives wrote a crazy amount of fanfiction about Snape, both erotic and otherwise. Plus they had their own prayers, ceremonies, shrines… shit was wild. The whole religion fell apart when one of the leaders criticized Snape and was subsequently bullied out of the community and another decided that the one true god was actually Jethro Gibbs from NCIS.

[keyofmgy]

when the second half of that last sentence hits you like a brick in the face

[raisedbylibrarians]

Wait, what were the other two HP cults?

[icarus-suraki]

Less Weong/Eliezer Yudkowsky of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality 

Thanfiction of Dumbledore’s Army and the Year of Darkness fame

And I remember the era of Snape’s on an Astral Plane.

I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3,000 years ago…

[raisedbylibrarians]

Thank you, and also, now that I have googled these, I’m pretty sure there was a reason I forgot all of this.

[gothkrispies]

I wish I could go back to five minutes ago when I didn’t know that Snapewives existed

[porcupine-girl]

Wait wait I did not know that Methods of Rationality had a cult.

I mean I’m also not surprised, having read like a dozen chapters of it and then bailed because it was too self-righteous and condescending.

[madlori]

If you’re interested, YouTuber and Tumblr commentator Strange Aeons has videos on all three of these.

[memories-of-ancients]

Griffin burgonet, Milan, Italy, circa 1540

from The Musee de l'Armee

[orcboxer]

🗣️ IT'S SO FUBBY

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]

[stackslip]

NOAH CALDWELL GERVAIS CAME OUT AS TRANS WE FUCKING DID IT

[stackslip]

A Major Personal Update | Noah Caldwell-Gervais

A Major Personal Update by Noah Caldwell-Gervais on Patreon. Join Noah Caldwell-Gervais's community for exclusive content and updates.

worth reading the entire thing. has some really good thoughts on why transitioning is worth it even in this day and age + when you're older, and is also genuinely wonderful

[mollyjames]

I'm seriously gonna cry over this

[mousegirlheart]

*disco voice* turn the bee around

[nikoisme]

scrapped painting,, thought i might as well post it

[artemishaspens]

My first ever comic! I’m still really proud of it and honestly the way the UK govt is going right now it feels ever more relevant.