A Day in the Life

I'm far too busy for a blog.

[dang-canadians]

There’s nothing better during #fall weather #first #meme (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BofQLX7HRR_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tn91z5e2eu5j

[dang-canadians]

There’s nothing better #first #meme (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BofP-GIHTHz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=g1ogehl6ah23

[dang-canadians]

So will it ever be ok to say "Steven Hawking is rolling in his grave"?

[melonmemes]

[phantomrose96]

I read Hamlet back in high school and to this day my absolute favorite thing about it was when Guildenstern was trying to fool Hamlet into doing something or other and Hamlet’s savvy to it but rather than saying “you’re lying and trying to trick me” instead Hamlet outta nowhere whips out this flute and tells Guildenstern to play it.

And Guildenstern is all “I dont know how to play a flute, my lord”

And Hamlet takes a dramatic pause before he absolutely ruins Guildenstern with, “Well thats funny considering you thought you could play me”

[phantomrose96]

this post sounds like im exaggerating but im not it’s straight up canon

[221cbakerstreet]

all these flutes and you still gotta play me

[glitchcaze-blog]

why KILL monster… when you can KISS monster…

[allsaidanddun-deactivated201802]

I know it’s you Guillermo del Toro

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[adoraslastbraincell]

Are you feeling kind of down right now? It’s not your fault that you forgot what baby cheetahs look like. Really. One time I did too.

But now you recall!

Look! Look!

They loves to play!

Rawr!

Their head is just one giant ball of floof!

I can’t even

How do they live? Being so cuTE??

Ugh!!

This has been a PSA. Baby cheetahs are everything good and pure in this world. Please imagine petting the floof head. Please feel better.

[coneycat]

For anyone who needs this.

[rionsanura]

Also, when they are a little older, they have full-body mohawks!

[pisces-fish]

I honestly needed this.

[demad69]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

FLUFF.

[dang-canadians]

So this just happened in my hometown.. wtf you can’t make this shit up y'all 😂

[roseoilz]

the dark vincent

[exciting]

this has to be one of my favourite periods of good ol vince like. He went to art school and low key thought it was boring and stupid so he QUIT, but not before he first painted a skull with a darn hecking cigarette hanging out of its mouth like. talk about iconic!

[hivs]

a heavily russian video on gun discourse

[xaqalibre]

I’ve seen “zero fucks given” before, but this may be the first time I’ve ever actually seen a negative amount of fucks given. 

[dang-canadians]

Did they take away the chat/messaging function? Can't find it..

[oswednesday]

hey while we’re on the topic the internet should just be free; period, as should phone lines as well as the major news networks and the weather channel, i would go a step further to say water and electricity and basic housing should also be free, there should be no capitalism

[dang-canadians]

Basic healthcare as well

[iraffiruse]

[dang-canadians]

Except I usually look Asian lol

[iamoutofideas]

[dang-canadians]

*wheezes*

[dang-canadians]

I'm baaaaaccckkkk, on and off. Y'all active or scrubs? Or should I make a new tumblr 🤔

[dang-canadians]

Streaming some hearthstone

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