nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back
THIS ONE
i can see it
ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER
always reblog italian manwhore summer

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One Nice Bug Per Day

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back
THIS ONE
i can see it
ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER
always reblog italian manwhore summer
DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed āfudgersā to āmeanersā
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE
love how this post is still going and itās been like a decade since you could change text when you reblogged things
the only thing that bothers me about the booping is that I can see the paw pads which makes me feel like I'm backhanding peoples' blogs
Me when I boop you
Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon
I should probably cook more salmon
Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.
official boob post
I've gained about an inch of boob in the past month and a half, and the main change to my diet was more salmon.
Salmon~ :3
The piscine yearnings of Catgirlthings are easily sated with Salmon.
Another cooking event, yippee !!
I love Jamil just outright refusing to eat the food and then you have Kalim suffering in silence and eating because he's too nice
Twitter users will not survive the winter
What do they mean itās impossible to have conversations thereās at least three different ways to do so here
"It's impossible to have conversations there" -person coming from a website where DM'ing is now paywalled behind Twitter Blue.
"Your timeline hasn't moved in 45 minutes" Then follow people?????
skill issue
THIS is a conversation RIGHT HERE
And you're invited too
No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.
the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!
oh thank GOD
just want to add i love how much she hates elon
yeah okay ill reblog that
She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word ābirbā
Zelenogorsk is sand bathing
Zelenogorsk is sand bathing
Zelenogorsk is sand bathing
Zelenogorsk is sand bathing
appellomancers are based
woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered
who is leon dbd
ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he... wh.... why does he sound like that
this literally is not an exaggeration
https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY
The comments on the YT video are also hilarious
More comments that made me laugh:
Itās also worth noting that Leonās VA for dbd Riley McShane knew exactly what he was doing.
this one in particular had me in tears
AAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO HAPPY THIS BLOG IS FINALLY ALIVE AGAIN!!! I'VE BEEN READING THIS SINCE 2019 OMG
Itās nice to be back! I might be a bit slow but I hope to make you guys happy!
Could you do the sdr2 boys with a fem!robot S/O?
Hajime Hinata
Hajime is curious about you to be sure
Asking what you can and canāt do
If the S/O has more.. silly functions he will facepalm.Ā
Though if they have more dangerous functions he will be concern
He tries to treat you like a normal girl though
Honestly he may forget that your a robot sometimes, to him your just his girlfriend
Plans out stereotypical dates that he might have to change a bit
(His girlfriend canāt eat food? Well instead of a dinner date they can go for a walk in the park)
Nekomaru Nidai
Even if your a robot you can still workout!
He will push your metallic body to the limit and try his best to think of ways you can improve
Honestly if your robotic body weighs a lot he might ask for you to sit on his back while he does pushups or something similar
Often picks you up like you weigh nothingĀ
(If you show concern he will just laugh and say this is nothing)
Extremely supportive bf here, whatever you do he will be there cheering you on
If you get functions that help him out, heāll be forever grateful
(Even if itās something small like a timer function heāll be overjoyed)
Nagito Komaeda
He is in awe at you
You must be such a shining hope for the tech industry!!
Though he isnāt phased much by any functions you have
He treats them all with the same smile
A part of him is thankful that your a robot, since thereās less chance of his luck physically harming you
Then again his luck could attack you internally like causing a glitch in your AI or something similar.
He will avoid getting near you lab or where any of your important tools are
He doesnāt want there to be any chance of him ruining them after all!
Gundham Tanaka
He has mixed feelings about you at first
You are a metallic golem, not born from nature but of manās desire to play god
Though he will slowly warm up to you over time
(Especially if he sees you being gentle with any animal and/or have functions that can help animals out)
While he is curious about you, he isnāt the best with technology
Maybe you could help him with his blog
His idea for dates wonāt change much if your a robot
(Better hope your built to survive in nature)
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
Honestly he sees you as a bit of a threat at first
I mean your a fucking robot, who knows what kind of weapons you have?!
Though it doesnāt take him long to realize that your just a normal girl, not a killing machine
Doesnāt matter if your a robot he will treat you like a queen
(And fight anyone who thinks your aĀ āstupid machineā)
Also the scientist(s) who made you are under the protection of the Kuzuryu family
Despite being a robot he still wants you to get some combat training or a bodyguard, just in case
If you get a magnet or a drawing of the dragon thatās on his eyepatch and show him, heāll melt
Kazuichi Souda
This man is so excited meeting you!!
He has tons of questions and wants to see your blueprints for sure!!
(Probably the most excited about having a robot gf)
He is so willing to help you upgrade yourself and make little gadgets for you
(Hell if you canāt eat or drink heāll try to work out a function for you to do so!)
If you make something for him or install a function to help him he turns into a blushy mess
Will absolutely make wings for you to fly
(Though if you take him with you for a flight he will scream)
Teruteru Hanamura
First things he ask is if you have any perverted functions~
(Feel free to slap him for that, he wonāt mind)
Honestly heās a bit sad that you canāt eat his food
Food is a part of his love language after all, a way he expresses himself
Though you both work out that instead of eating the food you can help make it with him
(Though he is a bit fussy about how everything goes in his kitchen)
Just because your a robot doesnāt mean he canāt smother you in love!
(āHey since your a robot do you have a pu-ā SLAP)
Twogami
Heās curious but also a bit scared of your abilities
Sure he can fool people but can he fool a machine like you?
Though he still treats you like any other girl
Sure you canāt eat but he still can, heāll just make sure to have a polite conversation with you between bites
Though he wants the dates to have something that you both enjoy
Maybe like a library date
He wonāt push you to answer his questions about you or to tell him every detail
You will tell him when you want to and he wonāt push that
Welcome back! I'm gonna seize this opportunity and request Mondo, Korekiyo (if u can write him) and Gundham with an S/o who is very, very shy, timid and clingy. Bonus points if the boys defend their s/o from bullies!
Mondo Oowada
- Can you say overprotective much?
- Very thing his S/O clings to him or hides behind him he gets all flustered
- His heart literally melts for his S/O
- (The gang is officially a Protect S/O club)
- He tries to tone down his yelling since it scares them but he canāt help it. Heāll always make sure to apologize afterwards though
- Oh god if he every hears that someone is bullying his S/O, they are dead (not literally)
- Not only him but his whole gang would beat their ass
- He will absolutely let his S/O wear his jacket to help them feel better
- Not gonna lie a picture of that is probably his background picture
- He will try and help his S/O get out of their shell even if it takes a while
Gundham Tanaka
- S/O make him turn so red!
- Though it did take him some time before he got used to them clinging to him
- (If they say it makes them feel more comfortable clinging to him he will allow it)
- Hiyoko or anyone else better not say a word about it though!
- (Spoiler they do and he gets more embarrassed)
- He might even lend them a Dark Deva to help comfort them, when they have to separate
- (Really though the Deva is more like a mini guard dog for you)Ā
- He would get so livid hearing that someone is bullying his S/O
- He doesnāt hesitate to curse the bully and send some of his more... unpleasant creatures after them (lets hope they donāt have a fear of snakes)
- After the bullying incident he makes a small trinket for them, he says it will grant them protection (itās definitely homemade. maybe a bracelet or necklace)
Korekiyo Shinguji
- His S/O is so amusing to watch
- While if they really need his help he will, he wants them to try and talk for themself
- (Yes Korekiyo would make you order your own food, oh the horror)
- He doesnāt mind your clingy nature if it doesnāt interrupt his workĀ
- (There are times when he is working on translating something and will just read it out loud to you while you snuggle next to him)
- If things are becoming too loud for you, he usually has a book for you to read to try and tune it out (or you can braid his hair)
- Letās just say we all know that angry Korekiyo is scary, so whoever your bully is must have a lot of nerve
- He will stand up for you and threaten them
- (Hell if it got bad enough he might even try an occult curse on them)
- After the verbal beatdown the bully got, no would would dare bully you again
- (Though people like Kokichi would still lightly tease you. Donāt worry if he goes too far Korekiyo is there for you)
Announcement!!!
Alright hey it's mod Souda and I'm going to attempt to bring this blog back to life. I know it's been a while so let's go over a few things.
1. It's only going to be me again! Hope you'll alright with this! Before you ask no nothing happened between the mods we just drifted apart and I don't believe they want to write anymore.
2. No match-ups!
3. My inbox will be restarting fresh. I'm sorry if I didn't get to your request before. I got so anxious looking at the inbox last time so hopefully you understand.
4. My inbox will only be open for the next 20 requests. So if you want in please hurry! I will do another announcement once it's closes and opens again.
Thank you for understanding!
Match up for DR2 fellas <3. I'm charismatic and have a style I call "business goth" (black lips and tailored suits š). Though petite, I tend to carry a femme-fatale power bitch aura and surprise people when I open my mouth due to my friendliness and humor (which is part of the fun). My spare time goes to jewelry design and friends. And bdsm. I'm a domme sadist (optional to vanillas. Though a guy who can handle some rough handling in bed is a plus). I enjoy powerful men and/or inspired types
I ship you with...
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu!
God you two are such a power couple
Youāre the charming one of the two while heās the brute force
Heās a bit protective of you (and by proxy your friends)
Also be prepared for a couple of self defense lessons, he has to make sure you will be safe after all
If you make him any piece of jewelry he will be sure to treasure it
(Like if you make him an earring heāll go and get his ears pierce that day because he wants to show it off)
Donāt worry he can definitely handle some rough handling in bed
(And honestly your domme sadist nature is extremely hot to him, though he is embarrass to admit it)
Also he finds your business goth look very attractive
For the matchups, can I have one? Iām a bi girl with big red glasses and Iām suuuuper anxious. Like.. all the time. I draw a lot, enjoy being in small groups of friends s love everyone if they Ive me a reason to. However, I can throw hands like nobody knows
Hey there can you tell me which Danganronpa game you want? Sorry but I need to know for the match up!