danger man at work

(actually unemployed)

[lizardsmp3]

if it didn’t raise my blood pressure it would be so funny how people insist on going “omg HEIGHT DIFFERENCE!!!1!12!1!!!” every single time dan wears platforms. object permanence babes… object permanence…

[danger-man-at-work]

they are so British (derogatory) about Australia I can't

[fayton-x0]

[danger-man-at-work]

me: I guess Poland was last episode so no waiting until Poland appears

dnp af:

[flowercrowndnp]

"daniel howell breeding kink" (2023) • "bad dog" (2026)

[internetisqueer]

feeling as good as lovers can <3

[danger-man-at-work]

shout out to Amazing Phil, the gayest man on the Kinsey scale, who likes the idea of his fantasy self being occassionally bisexual, with zero internalised homophobia at the root. he just loves the concept of women (he's still ending up with his husband in every universe though)

[danger-man-at-work]

not the office/alcohol room

[icedteaforme]

(the other side of phil's sculpture is unbelievably censored)

[danger-man-at-work]

saw this pic on reddit and the context was complaining about the bad boy x good girl trope but the first thing i thought of was dan and phil

[christinafaaaye]

glabella! where the hell have you been, loca?

[mothmanbussy420]

mamdanisnotonfire

[rosedquartz-deactivated20180619]

i got bored so enjoy my shitty edit omg it sucks

AU: Phan finally comes out

[phandomheritage]

date of origin: january 8th, 2014

[girldan-pip]

what is this genre of dan called?

[diphowell]

dan's farfetch'd quest in hong kong dan's medicine quest for his boyfriend in hong kong

bonus:

[pseudophan]

move abroad now before you get stuck with some man so true

[hard-launch-tour]

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