[plutodile]

[plutodile]

twitter users w huge brains asked about nb pikachu and i 

[lilnasxvevo]

theory: “mamma mia!” (2008) and “kingsman: the secret service” (2014) take place in the same universe

my evidence? 

colin firth.

in “mamma mia!”, which is arguably set in the 90s, he plays:

an englishman named harry

whose last name is not known

who demonstrates an affinity for aliases (”harry headbanger”)

who lives in london

who works as a banker which sounds fake

isn’t “spontaneous”

is gay

in “kingsman: the secret service,” where the main story is arguably set in 2014, he plays:

an englishman named harry

whose last name is now revealed to be hart

who demonstrates a penchant for aliases (”galahad”)

who lives in london

who is actually a secret agent…which he has to lie about and tell people he’s some boring job like a banker

can’t afford to be spontaneous bc he’s a secret agent and if he doesn’t plan things out he will probably die

tells a random woman that he’s gay (among other things) (he’s implied to be lying but literally nothing in the film indicates that anything in the line where he says that is not true)

CONCLUSION: Harry from “Mamma Mia!” and Harry from “Kingsman: The Secret Service” are the same person. The opening scene (before it jumps to “17 years later”) of Kingsman takes place, at most, a few years apart from the events of “Mamma Mia!” Also, Harry Hart is gay. Thank you for your time. 

[haunted-hideaway]

If that’s true, why wasn’t Kingsman a musical? Everyone sings in the Mama Mia world? 

[laughingacademy]

Kingsman fights = wordless dance sequences.

[suuccubiitch]

The face she’s making is EVERYTHING

[corsolanite]

[irisfig]

“Authorities confirmed she emerged without a scratch.”

[justanothercinemaniac]

For A While I Was A Cynic About My Childhood But Screw It:

High School Musical was awesome.

“That’s So Raven” was amazing.

I still watch the first three Halloweentown movies.

“The Suite Life of Zack and Cody” was cool.

Nothing will ever replace “Kim Possible” in my heart.

“Phil of the Future” doesn’t get enough credit.

I still remember Now You See It, Get a Clue!, Phantom of the Megaplex & The Scream Team. (I can’t really find a GIF for that)

I would still watch a third season of “American Dragon Jake Long”.

I wish “House of Mouse” was still on the air.

Twitches was awesome.

I never really got into “Lizzie McGuire” & “Even Stevens”…but I wish I had.

There are still songs by Hannah Montana in my iTunes library.

I’m still watch “Phineas and Ferb” with a passion.

What can I say? I was a Disney Channel kid.

[mostlyfate]

[captainevans]

give me the romcom we deserve starring chris evans and chris hemsworth ya cowards

[captainevans]

hear me out: evans is a mechanic and hemsworth owns a flower shop across the street and they have a love/hate thing going on and they try to make each other jealous by getting with the same person meanwhile this person is just trying to matchmake these two hopeless idiots on the downlow

[captainevans]

can you imagine hemsworth just saying his peonies smell fucking incredible and he gives one to evans after he begrudgingly fixes his motorcycle off the clock.

hemsworth’s australian accent has no effect on evans whatsoever. clearly. he never melts. he is calm, cool, and collected the entire time they’re spending together.

and if evans has to stick his head inside the mini fridge in his office after each time they talk, that’s no one’s business but his own.

[cherrynat]

i agree

[fragmentsofsilverspeak]

Good night.

[christinafaaaye]

sasha… when in the FUCK are you going to bring this look back

[jessaminekaldwin]

junkrat + jester for @frankenschwein

[maghrabiyya]

i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

[maghrabiyya]

i drew pigeon some papaya to eat

[maghrabiyya]

I drew pigeon a friend

he brings kiwi

[maghrabiyya]

crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest

[maghrabiyya]

robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there

[nxtlise]

can greg come too?

[nobeatnomelody]

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

[danger0usdays]

well at least i have some lööps...

[sherlockspeare]

[valiantlynuttyartisan]

Two types of British people

[msmarvel]

team revengers moodboard

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

Young girls really are pressured now more than ever to be seen as beautiful and sexy and perfect like IG models and whatever the fuck…..like that’s why you see “me at 14 vs 14 year old girls today” posts……….we didn’t have this constant stream of content like they do…..content telling us to be perfect and to have perfect clothes and sharp eyeliner wings that look photoshopped and shit like that….I mean it’s always been there but not like this…and while I think girls should be able to dress however they want and do whatever they want…..you have to take into consideration the fact that this all stems from a toxic culture where women have to be perfect and beautiful…now at younger and younger ages….and it’s really gross…and the media continues to sexualize and like…make young girls seem older and more appealing than they actually are idk the whole thing makes me so uncomfortable and it’s only going to get worse :/

[djokovicnovak-deactivated201809]

And the wildest thing is, people will still try and justify it with the “there’s always been girls that dress older than they are!” argument. Which is true. But it was never the norm. Pre social media, most young girls were allowed be young girls. Here’s Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Lindsay Lohan at 14/15 in 2001-2007. They were arguably the biggest young stars of the time but this is how they presented

They aren’t being styled to look leagues older than they are. They’re allowed to just be their own age and look their own age. Now, here’s Millie Bobbie Brown at 13 in 2018, Veronika Bonell at 15/16 in 2017, Skai Jackson at 13 in 2015, and Caitlin Carmichael at 13 in 2017.

There is a deep problem in our society that this is what people are styling children to look like. They don’t look like children, they look like young adults. They could wear these exact same looks in 10 years and they wouldn’t be questioned because they’re dressed and made up to present as adults. This is what is presented as normal for young girls, this is the image they’re told is the “right” one, the one they should aspire to.

There’s nothing wrong with girls - or boys - wanting to be pretty. But there is a problem with young girls being constantly told that pretty for them means looking over 21 at 13.

[grungegoths]

There’s nothing wrong with girls - or boys - wanting to be pretty. But there is a problem with young girls being constantly told that pretty for them means looking over 21 at 13.

[matithecatto]

no time to explaine im HAVE TO spill all the water in my bowl. u wouldmt understamd anyway.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

reading this post was like tripping over a cat you didn’t know was in the room